Cthulhu for President!

[VorpalBunny]

Oooh. Hmm.

That gives me an idea.
It's time for a new signature.

Why yes. Yes it is.

*YOINK*

 

[Crothian]

There was a rally for this at Origins.....

 

[jgbrowning]

no, cthulhu possesses a far greater digestive capacity than any mere mortal. *burp!*

My first thought:

Swallow Whole (Ex): Cthulhu can swallow a grabbed opponent of any size because he wants to. Once inside, the opponent takes enough points of crushing damage to ensure he will not survive. A swallowed creature can cut its way out... ok, I'm kidding on that one.. Cthulhu's gullet can any number of any sized creatures.

joe b.

 

[BOZ]

There was a rally for this at Origins.....

and GenCon.

oddly enough, we were playing Call of Cthulhu when these noisy fellas came tromping down the hall...

 

[Gomez]

I heard at GenCon the King in Yellow tried to get himself nominated but was booed down! I wish I had been there!

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Who's Veep?


Hastur, Hastur, Hast...

 

[Truth Seeker]

Who's Veep?


Hastur, Hastur, Hast...

Nah....Lolth...she got the smiles and looks

 

[Henry]

Are you kidding? Dump Cthulhu, AND the King in Yellow!

Nyarlathotep, all the way, baby! With his 1,000 blasphemous forms, he can be many things to many different people! He's the Politicans' Idol! (Possibly literally!)

 

[Hand of Evil]

While I do support Cthulhu for President I am a little disconcerned about the lack of fear....mmmm...faith and support Cthulhu has been given. This is not his first year running and yet not making an impact. Sure we are seeing an increase in scarf ices...mmmm...membership but we need to be seen an established political powerhouse not a forgotten cult.