curing the sadistic game master?

[GlassJaw]

1. Make a new character. Take one level of cleric with the Strength domain and the rest fighter.
2. Make sure your Int is at least 13.
3. Take Combat Reflexes, Improved Trip, Improved Disarm, and EWP (spiked chain).
4. Fill all your spell slots with Enlarge Person.
5. A few levels of rogue are nice too because you'll be in flanking position a LOT.
6. Enjoy pissing off your DM.

 

[jdrakeh]

Having the game at your place does certainly make it a bit of a problem in simply quitting.

Not really. It's his house. He can tell the Dm to eat PROFANITY and get out. If it comes to that.

 

[Ambrus]

Yeah, this guy is starting to sound like quite the piece of work...

6. Enjoy pissing off your DM.

Yeah, until he amputates one of your character's arms in frustration. "What's that? You can't wield your precious spiked chain in one hand? Awwww.... Poor baby."

 

[runescience]

Glass jaw, I like your suggestion, but Once again The IRON dm claw falls...

The sadistic DM says all new characters come in at first level, unless the party is at 10th level, then you get to come in a bit higher.

The reward for heroism in a game is death. Sound about right?

I will try that character build though. Just to see how I can annoy the situation

 

[Rackhir]

Glass jaw, I like your suggestion, but Once again The IRON dm claw falls...

The sadistic DM says all new characters come in at first level, unless the party is at 10th level, then you get to come in a bit higher.

The reward for heroism in a game is death. Sound about right?

I will try that character build though. Just to see how I can annoy the situation

Tell them you're having renovations done to the house and can't play for 6 months. Then go find another DM/Group. Seriously. If the DM is making your characters come in at first level into a party that is at all significantly higher, that's not a campaign you want to be in.

 

[Pbartender]

"I'm not having fun any more."

 

[Claudius Gaius]

Well, if its not fun, simply ignore him and start running yourself - or talk another friend into it. The entire point of any game is to have fun, if no one's having fun, it's a failure.

 

[Slife]

Yeah, this guy is starting to sound like quite the piece of work... Yeah, until he amputates one of your character's arms in frustration. "What's that? You can't wield your precious spiked chain in one hand? Awwww.... Poor baby."

OK, I'm bringing in my new character. He's a kobold wizard 12. My starting equipment? A candle of invocation.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

...I dont know how to approach this.

Give him some brownies made with ex-lax chocolate and then stand in front of the bathroom door (not letting him in) until he promises to behave himself.

What?

Why are you people looking at me like that?

 

[WarlockLord]

Yeah, this guy is starting to sound like quite the piece of work... Yeah, until he amputates one of your character's arms in frustration. "What's that? You can't wield your precious spiked chain in one hand? Awwww.... Poor baby."

So play a drow and take the Cavestalker PrC. Be ready for anything