D&d 3.5e

[Lela]

Eegad! They have reached Utah!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am hitting the store for supplies tonight. I am not going to let these little wingless dictators enslave me!

SD

Actually, I'm up in Idaho right now. I think they got distracted in the potato fields (something about freeing their children) and the local SWAT team is moving in. The national guard is on alert. I think we may be safe. . .for now. [creapy music flows across the boards]

Now, the shoeless genetically altered Oxe gang (resident in 12 states) could be a problem. Bill Cosby seems to have been abducted. They want females.

 

[Eldorian]

Now what ticks me off is the title of this thread. It's title is 3.5e, so i thought, hey, mabey some info or speculation, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it's some stupid moron claiming that Wizards aren't our friends, despite the fact that the give us thier product FREE. sheesh, if they snail mailed a free copy of the books too all purchasers of the previous edition, they'd go bankrupt, and that would be bad, cause then no more dnd. And 90 bucks? where are you, canada? cost me 60 for the 3 core...


Eldorian Antar

 

[Henry]

What is a "corporate vampire," anyway?

Is that a vampire that sucks blood from CEO's?

Could it be a gigantic brick and mortar building, wearing a black cape, that sneaks up on smaller, unsuspecting buildings, and POUNCES on them?

Someone care to write up a template?

 

[Lela]

Sagan Darkside: I got a picture, here:

 

[Henry]

I'm going to close this, but anyone is welcome to create a reasonable and non-inflammatory discussion of this at any time. I will state, however, that all changes will be released in the System Reference Document, available at Wizards' site.