"FIRST you get sanitized, then you get cleaned! And if wood alcohol is good enough for cleaning pens, it's good enough for a cover; the leather cleaner will deal with it anyway. What kind of whiner-spirit are you, a mephit!?" Graydon didn't stop cleaning despite the complaining, although talk of both archmages and polymorphing certainly gave him pause; he blanched and stopped scrubbing, even if he didn't let go, while the spellbook... turned out to be rather lacking in magical potency.
Then he started giving it a vigorous shaking. "I will NOT be threatened by my own book, creature; as you well discovered! And if you try to scare me like that again, I'll give you a thick margin, see if I don't!"
It was the telepathy that managed to get him to stop, steadying and accepting that this situation was even more beyond the pale than he'd considered heretofore; he ceased the shake and closed his eyes, focusing on seeing through his own tome. It was a profoundly strange feeling.
Yet it seems all too true, as I can see myself plenty clear through your eyes- I'll need to give my coat a once-over with the cleaner, too. I hadn't considered how well this trick could work as a mirror! In any case, as it seems we're stuck with each other, I'll be willing to play fair with you if you'll play fair with me- However.
Graydon's eyes opened, a hard stare drilling into the papery eyes opposite. Call me one of your clever euphemisms for 'shitwizard' again, and I'll discipline you as any balky familiar deserves! Are. We. CLEAR?
Because really, 'shitwizard' is what DRUIDS get called!
Then he started giving it a vigorous shaking. "I will NOT be threatened by my own book, creature; as you well discovered! And if you try to scare me like that again, I'll give you a thick margin, see if I don't!"
It was the telepathy that managed to get him to stop, steadying and accepting that this situation was even more beyond the pale than he'd considered heretofore; he ceased the shake and closed his eyes, focusing on seeing through his own tome. It was a profoundly strange feeling.
Yet it seems all too true, as I can see myself plenty clear through your eyes- I'll need to give my coat a once-over with the cleaner, too. I hadn't considered how well this trick could work as a mirror! In any case, as it seems we're stuck with each other, I'll be willing to play fair with you if you'll play fair with me- However.
Graydon's eyes opened, a hard stare drilling into the papery eyes opposite. Call me one of your clever euphemisms for 'shitwizard' again, and I'll discipline you as any balky familiar deserves! Are. We. CLEAR?
Because really, 'shitwizard' is what DRUIDS get called!