D&D Bumper stickers?

[Krug]

Hmm...

 

[kolikeos]

i brake for kobolds! and goblins too!

but certinly not for humans

 

[Dog Moon]

Wow, there's 25 different types. That's kinda cool, though I don't know if I'd actually buy one. I think if I lived in a 'Gamer Colony' [As opposed to NUDIST colony] it might be appreciated a little more and I would enjoy having one. Most, if not all, just won't feel quite the same being seen by a bunch of other drivers who don't play the game.

 

[Zenodotus of Ephesus]

25 different types? I don't think so. Just 25 in that package sold through that venue, if I am not mistaken. Probably five of each of the five different types you see in the image. But if you only wanted one or two (and perhaps some other products) you could pick up your Dungeons & Dragons Bumper Stickers from the EN World Store.

 

[maransreth]

Or try Geek in the City shop . My favourite is Back Off! Driver knows Magic Missile.

 

[Dog Moon]

Paizo
assortment of twenty-five stickers features five unique and humorous slogans

Originally posted by Zenodotus of Ephesus
Just 25 in that package sold through that venue, if I am not mistaken. Probably five of each of the five different types you see in the image.

I guess you're right, that's crappy. Why would I want FIVE of each of those? The only reason I could see someone doing that would be to give the other four copies to the other players in the group, though I don't know if anyone in my group would be willing to spend that much for the bumper stickers.

"Driven by poo throwing Kobolds." Ewww. Giving Kobolds a bad name.

"Please ride me, I need the XP." Is it just me, or does that sound bad?

 

[Imperialus]

I dunno... they strike me as wierd... and more than a little creepy... especially the "I played D&D before it was cool" one... perhaps I missed the boat but I wasn't aware that D&D was cool yet.

 

[Zenodotus of Ephesus]

Okay. Let me clear a couple of things up. Kobold poo is NOT non-toxic, "mounts" do not earn full XP, and D&D was cool last week for about five minutes on late Tuesday morning but that time is past and anyone known to be a player can still be beaten unconscious, pants-ed, and put on a ale cart to the next village.

 

[thalmin]

I guess you're right, that's crappy. Why would I want FIVE of each of those? The only reason I could see someone doing that would be to give the other four copies to the other players in the group, though I don't know if anyone in my group would be willing to spend that much for the bumper stickers.

That package of bumper stickers is a point-of-sale display, which contains 5 each of 5 distinct stickers that retail for $2.50 each.

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by Zenodotus of Ephesus
Kobold poo is NOT non-toxic

It's not important whether it's toxic or not. The point is that Kobolds are pooing in the hands like primates and throwing them at other drivers. It's icky, toxic or not. Icky, icky, icky.