D&D conversation in the style of... [game]
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Voadam
Legend
The good the bad and the ugly
Rogue: Crap, Blondie, we’re out of healing and really busted up after that Osyluth tore into us.
DM: Make Spot checks DC 15.
Rogue: I make it.
You see a bunch of heavily armed dust covered riders approaching across the scrub lands, you make out some sort of eye symbol on their armor.
Rogue: It must be the Orcish army. I start shouting and waving my arms in cheers: “Hurrah for Gruumsh! One-Eye! One-Eye! All other Gods are crap! We spit on all other Deities! Hurrah for Gruumsh!
DM: The riders pull up as you cheer for Gruumsh.
Rogue: Do I make a bluff or diplomacy roll now? I shout “All will fall before One-Eye’s mighty army! Hurrah for Gruumsh!”
DM: Neither, The leader slaps the dust off of his tabard revealing that it is not just an eye symbol, but a beholder symbol, a cult of the beholder symbol.
Rogue: You mean like one of those cults that are fighting the orcs?
DM: Yes.
Ranger: Eyes harden as he glares at the rogue.
DM: Dunnun nuh nun nuh, Wah, Wah, Wah.
Next in the style of a daytime soap opera.
Rogue: Crap, Blondie, we’re out of healing and really busted up after that Osyluth tore into us.
DM: Make Spot checks DC 15.
Rogue: I make it.
You see a bunch of heavily armed dust covered riders approaching across the scrub lands, you make out some sort of eye symbol on their armor.
Rogue: It must be the Orcish army. I start shouting and waving my arms in cheers: “Hurrah for Gruumsh! One-Eye! One-Eye! All other Gods are crap! We spit on all other Deities! Hurrah for Gruumsh!
DM: The riders pull up as you cheer for Gruumsh.
Rogue: Do I make a bluff or diplomacy roll now? I shout “All will fall before One-Eye’s mighty army! Hurrah for Gruumsh!”
DM: Neither, The leader slaps the dust off of his tabard revealing that it is not just an eye symbol, but a beholder symbol, a cult of the beholder symbol.
Rogue: You mean like one of those cults that are fighting the orcs?
DM: Yes.
Ranger: Eyes harden as he glares at the rogue.
DM: Dunnun nuh nun nuh, Wah, Wah, Wah.
Next in the style of a daytime soap opera.
Sixchan
First Post
Fred the Fighter: Shiela, Shiela, I hav somefin t' tell ya...
Shiela the Sorceror: What is it, Fred?
Fred: I've...I've been havin' an affair.
Shiela: What? With Who?
Fred: I...I was so stuwpid, Shiela! I betrayed ya Shiela, an' I'm really sorry!
Shiela: But with who, Fred?
Fred: I've...I've...I've been sleepin' wif'...Simon the Psion!
Shiela: What?
[Shiela storms off]
[Next Scene]
Shiela: Simon!
Simon the Psion: Oh, hi Shiela! Come fer an epic battle, then?
Shiela: Yeu've been sleepin' wif my Fred!
Simon: Oh? An' what yew gowna dew about it, eh? Slap me?
Shiela: Erinos Palao Mortus...
Simon: Shiela...what are ya dewin?
Shiela: ...Morianos
[BOOM!]
Simon: SHIELAAAA!!!!
Next is...the style of a Children's Anime (or any cartoon about how love between friends can help save the day, you know, Pokecrap)
Shiela the Sorceror: What is it, Fred?
Fred: I've...I've been havin' an affair.
Shiela: What? With Who?
Fred: I...I was so stuwpid, Shiela! I betrayed ya Shiela, an' I'm really sorry!
Shiela: But with who, Fred?
Fred: I've...I've...I've been sleepin' wif'...Simon the Psion!
Shiela: What?
[Shiela storms off]
[Next Scene]
Shiela: Simon!
Simon the Psion: Oh, hi Shiela! Come fer an epic battle, then?
Shiela: Yeu've been sleepin' wif my Fred!
Simon: Oh? An' what yew gowna dew about it, eh? Slap me?
Shiela: Erinos Palao Mortus...
Simon: Shiela...what are ya dewin?
Shiela: ...Morianos
[BOOM!]
Simon: SHIELAAAA!!!!
Next is...the style of a Children's Anime (or any cartoon about how love between friends can help save the day, you know, Pokecrap)
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Arken
Explorer
*strangely translated title music starts*
Like a cherry blossom petal you fade away...
But I still feel your love, love power...
Like a sword blade, soft but deadly in the clouds...
We still carry on, gotta catch them all, together...
Champions of the digital world...
*title music ends*
*recap of entire plot of series so far in high speed pictures*
Redgar, a spikey haired 12 year old with a gigantic sword is walking with Mialee, a blue haired, quiet 12 year old girl in a school uniform and with a staff and Nebbin, a super deformed talking bright pink gopher down a road in the forest.
Redgar: (Loudly and enthusiastically) We are walking along!
Mialee: Shouldn't we stop for the night to prepare before we face the dark twelve? *blushes*I'm hungry...
Nebbin: *squeaks urgently pointing at redgar*
Redgar: *turns around and has crumbs on his face*
Mialee: You ate all our food! *face takes up 7/8ths of the screen and looks crazy then she falls over with an amusing sound effect*
*Two strangers (a man and a woman in matching awful outfits called Mack and Molly) emerge from the bushes with an talking orange seahorse*
Background goes misty.
Mack: We are not nice, we eat snack food...
Molly: We drop litter too, and are in a bad mood...
Seahorse: Zappo! We fight you!
*Redgar's screaming face appears on a rushing red and blue flashing background*
*He is about to hit the bad guys when Nebbin leaps in front of him squeaking ferociously where he turns into a fireball, Redgar falls over with humourous sound effect in surprise, bad guys fall over with amusing sound effect because they are blown up.
Mack: No our fate will not be a negative one...
Molly: We will beat you this time you spikey haired child...
*They press a button on a keypad and a golem in the shape of a dragon with a jetpack comes out of the bushes.*
Mack: Our mechomon sky jet plane will defeat you.
Molly: It is invincible because it is made out of dark energy metal!
Seahorse:Zappo! HaHaHaHa!
Mack&MollY: HAHAHAHA!
Nebbin, Redgar and Mialee gasp.
Redgar: NO! you are bad! The dark energy metal will suck out the life force of Neo-Tokyo! I will not allow it...
*He charges and his screaming face appears on a rushing black and yellow falshing screen*
Nebbin: Squeaks in agreement
*He charges too sqeaking on a blue background with rainbom flashes*
*Together they cause a gigantic nuclear explosion centered on the dragon golem*
Mialee: Yes! Nothing can stand against their dual dragon strike spell charge!(looks hopeful)
*The smoke clears and the dragon is fine, Redgar and Nebbin are gasping and charred at its feet*
Mialee: NO! Impossible! It took a dual dragon strike spell charge and is seemingly unhurt according to fate!
Mack and Molly dance and sing at their triumph.
Seahorse: Ha! We have beaten you this time, the path of destiny has chosen us over you! we will be the digital champion masters with our dark energy metal! Mechomon defeat them while their hearts are weak!
*Mechomon looks ominous abainst black clouds*
Mialee: NO! They cannot be defeated! They are my friends! *sobs*
*Close up of Mialee's eyes as she falls to her knees, they are quivering to denote tears*
*Claw of Mechomon is shown against a flashing backgroud heading toward Nebbin and Redgar. At the last minute...*
Mialee: NO! *eyes now look angry* They have taught me what true friendship means and it is stronger than your dark metal! I cannot let you hurt them...MEGA BLAST OF HEAVENLY LOVE!
*A white fireball of energy engulfs Mechomon and it dissolves in another nuclear explosion. Mack, Molly and Seahorse are blasted into a pinprick of light in the sky*
Screen goes blurry round the edges as Nebbin and Redgar wake up and look at Mialee. She smiles happily and rushes to them.
Mialee: I did it! I used my power, it was unlocked because I realised I loved my friends!
Redgar: Yes that is a correct statement, we ahve learned that the power of our friendship is the strongest force we could have!
Nebbin: Squeak!
*They all laugh at the fact that Nebbin sqeaked then they continue to walk down the road*
*Stangely translated music over the credits*
We are friends like the summer sunflowers...
Though we pass away in the autumn we live on...
In the sky, of clouds...
That is not my fate...
To collect the orbs of dragonkind is our goal...
To be the master of the world...
*Strangely translated music ends*
-----------
There we go
Next in the style of an arty film with all sorts of angst... (choose somthing else if that doesn't work out
)
Like a cherry blossom petal you fade away...
But I still feel your love, love power...
Like a sword blade, soft but deadly in the clouds...
We still carry on, gotta catch them all, together...
Champions of the digital world...
*title music ends*
*recap of entire plot of series so far in high speed pictures*
Redgar, a spikey haired 12 year old with a gigantic sword is walking with Mialee, a blue haired, quiet 12 year old girl in a school uniform and with a staff and Nebbin, a super deformed talking bright pink gopher down a road in the forest.
Redgar: (Loudly and enthusiastically) We are walking along!
Mialee: Shouldn't we stop for the night to prepare before we face the dark twelve? *blushes*I'm hungry...
Nebbin: *squeaks urgently pointing at redgar*
Redgar: *turns around and has crumbs on his face*
Mialee: You ate all our food! *face takes up 7/8ths of the screen and looks crazy then she falls over with an amusing sound effect*
*Two strangers (a man and a woman in matching awful outfits called Mack and Molly) emerge from the bushes with an talking orange seahorse*
Background goes misty.
Mack: We are not nice, we eat snack food...
Molly: We drop litter too, and are in a bad mood...
Seahorse: Zappo! We fight you!
*Redgar's screaming face appears on a rushing red and blue flashing background*
*He is about to hit the bad guys when Nebbin leaps in front of him squeaking ferociously where he turns into a fireball, Redgar falls over with humourous sound effect in surprise, bad guys fall over with amusing sound effect because they are blown up.
Mack: No our fate will not be a negative one...
Molly: We will beat you this time you spikey haired child...
*They press a button on a keypad and a golem in the shape of a dragon with a jetpack comes out of the bushes.*
Mack: Our mechomon sky jet plane will defeat you.
Molly: It is invincible because it is made out of dark energy metal!
Seahorse:Zappo! HaHaHaHa!
Mack&MollY: HAHAHAHA!
Nebbin, Redgar and Mialee gasp.
Redgar: NO! you are bad! The dark energy metal will suck out the life force of Neo-Tokyo! I will not allow it...
*He charges and his screaming face appears on a rushing black and yellow falshing screen*
Nebbin: Squeaks in agreement
*He charges too sqeaking on a blue background with rainbom flashes*
*Together they cause a gigantic nuclear explosion centered on the dragon golem*
Mialee: Yes! Nothing can stand against their dual dragon strike spell charge!(looks hopeful)
*The smoke clears and the dragon is fine, Redgar and Nebbin are gasping and charred at its feet*
Mialee: NO! Impossible! It took a dual dragon strike spell charge and is seemingly unhurt according to fate!
Mack and Molly dance and sing at their triumph.
Seahorse: Ha! We have beaten you this time, the path of destiny has chosen us over you! we will be the digital champion masters with our dark energy metal! Mechomon defeat them while their hearts are weak!
*Mechomon looks ominous abainst black clouds*
Mialee: NO! They cannot be defeated! They are my friends! *sobs*
*Close up of Mialee's eyes as she falls to her knees, they are quivering to denote tears*
*Claw of Mechomon is shown against a flashing backgroud heading toward Nebbin and Redgar. At the last minute...*
Mialee: NO! *eyes now look angry* They have taught me what true friendship means and it is stronger than your dark metal! I cannot let you hurt them...MEGA BLAST OF HEAVENLY LOVE!
*A white fireball of energy engulfs Mechomon and it dissolves in another nuclear explosion. Mack, Molly and Seahorse are blasted into a pinprick of light in the sky*
Screen goes blurry round the edges as Nebbin and Redgar wake up and look at Mialee. She smiles happily and rushes to them.
Mialee: I did it! I used my power, it was unlocked because I realised I loved my friends!
Redgar: Yes that is a correct statement, we ahve learned that the power of our friendship is the strongest force we could have!
Nebbin: Squeak!
*They all laugh at the fact that Nebbin sqeaked then they continue to walk down the road*
*Stangely translated music over the credits*
We are friends like the summer sunflowers...
Though we pass away in the autumn we live on...
In the sky, of clouds...
That is not my fate...
To collect the orbs of dragonkind is our goal...
To be the master of the world...
*Strangely translated music ends*
-----------
There we go
Next in the style of an arty film with all sorts of angst... (choose somthing else if that doesn't work out
)
Sixchan
First Post
Can't think of names. And I've always wanted to use names like this.
November: Forsooth! My love has been killed at the hands of that diabolical, wretched man, King September! Nay, Nay! What shalt my life amount to without the love of my darling August?
Voice: Thou shalt amount to NOTHING, Sir November!
November: What? Who speaketh with such a foul tounge upon a stricken man of the Paladin Order?
Voice: Tis I, King September!
November: ... Come out King! you murderous rat! You burned down my House, and Killed my Father!
King September: [Walking on] That offends me! Now you must PAY!
DM: No. No. The Kung fu one is over. Let's try this again.
November's Player: Oh fine.
November: Forsooth! My love has been killed at the hands of that diabolical, wretched man, King September! Nay, Nay! What shalt my life amount to without the love of my darling August?
Voice: Thou shalt amount to NOTHING, Sir November!
November: What? Who speaketh with such a foul tounge upon a stricken man of the Paladin Order?
Voice: Tis I, King September!
[September Walks on, carring a girl in her late teens (the princess) over his shoulder]
August: November!
November: My August!
King September: Silence! I dos't forbid thou to step further! Thou cans't marry August, for she be Betrothed to Lord October!
November: A wicked man, October be'est! Thou cans't have August and October wed, for sure that she shalt be driven to her death by such a vile creation!
King September: Silence! Of thy treachery I shalt hear no more! I strip thou of thy Knighthood, and condemnst thou to Death!
August: November! We must die together!
November: Yea, my love! In our deaths we shalt be united for all eternity!
August: November!
November: August!
[They dive for each other, each drawing daggers]
August & November: We shalt die in each other's arms!
[they plunge their daggers into each other's hearts]
DM: August rolled a 1.
August's Player: GYAHHHH!!!!
[DM runs]
November: Forsooth! My love has been killed at the hands of that diabolical, wretched man, King September! Nay, Nay! What shalt my life amount to without the love of my darling August?
Voice: Thou shalt amount to NOTHING, Sir November!
November: What? Who speaketh with such a foul tounge upon a stricken man of the Paladin Order?
Voice: Tis I, King September!
November: ... Come out King! you murderous rat! You burned down my House, and Killed my Father!
King September: [Walking on] That offends me! Now you must PAY!
DM: No. No. The Kung fu one is over. Let's try this again.
November's Player: Oh fine.
November: Forsooth! My love has been killed at the hands of that diabolical, wretched man, King September! Nay, Nay! What shalt my life amount to without the love of my darling August?
Voice: Thou shalt amount to NOTHING, Sir November!
November: What? Who speaketh with such a foul tounge upon a stricken man of the Paladin Order?
Voice: Tis I, King September!
[September Walks on, carring a girl in her late teens (the princess) over his shoulder]
August: November!
November: My August!
King September: Silence! I dos't forbid thou to step further! Thou cans't marry August, for she be Betrothed to Lord October!
November: A wicked man, October be'est! Thou cans't have August and October wed, for sure that she shalt be driven to her death by such a vile creation!
King September: Silence! Of thy treachery I shalt hear no more! I strip thou of thy Knighthood, and condemnst thou to Death!
August: November! We must die together!
November: Yea, my love! In our deaths we shalt be united for all eternity!
August: November!
November: August!
[They dive for each other, each drawing daggers]
August & November: We shalt die in each other's arms!
[they plunge their daggers into each other's hearts]
DM: August rolled a 1.
August's Player: GYAHHHH!!!!
[DM runs]
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