D&D conversation in the style of... [game]
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Grim
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*steps forward*
I'm A Ninja! All I do is flip out and kill people! Sometimes I'm so cool i want to crap my pants.
*steps back*
www.realultimatepower.net
I'm A Ninja! All I do is flip out and kill people! Sometimes I'm so cool i want to crap my pants.
*steps back*
www.realultimatepower.net
AngelTears
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A gong is struck and an elderly man walks forward with long fu-manchu style whiskers. He looks at the captured hero and talks for a long while.
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"I am Hu."
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"I am Hu."
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Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
Sixchan said:
Ladeez and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Sixchan, this one is the one I would most like to see in a Kung Fu film...so it wins.
New game (if anyone is still playing)...
D&D conversation in the style of...
Each person must provide a sample of D&D conversation (eg in a tavern, in a dungeon, when the villain reveals himself, etc) in the style of A Certain Thing.
The Certain Thing is determined by the previous entrant...
So I start: D&D Conversation in the style of Shakespeare. The next person posts this, and sets a new style...and we go on...
Henry
Autoexreginated
DM: Forsooth! 'Ere your band of compatriots has cross't the rectory of malignancy, when a band of scurrilous rogues, the scourge of life, the 'orcs' some may say, has emerged from await, nay, from their skulking depositories of shadow, to waylay you!
Fighter: Hark! Back, foul ruffians of porcine demeanor! 'Ere I lay about me to and fro'; wi' my honor in hand, bright shining in it's steely sharpness, I'll have you all in Charon's ferry this day!
Rogue: Goodman Master of this Dungeon, mayhap my fortunes are favored in this endeavor I seek, to skulk into yon shadow and leave the wary vigilance of our attackers?
Wizard: Stand ye back, foul beasts! My dweomers are of a potency undreamt of, by mortal males! (And potency dreamt of by the fairer sex, wot?)
Cleric: By the stars and the moon and the star-crossed of the world, do I ponder the tableau before me! To wit, the vileness of yon miscreants of miscreance, and perchance of even malfeasance? I'll call the wrath of heaven upon your heads! Back! Back foul ones, I say!
Fighter: Enow and away wi' these beasts of burdensome appearance! Shall I take it 'pon myself to end these outrageous fortunes with slings and arrows of my own making?
Rogue: OH CRUEL FATE! A 2! A two, to vex the soul and curse the spirit of the gods of shadow and reclusivity! Now must I endeavor to recoup my losses and discern the path next chosen!
The orcs have long since left by now, fully fed up with the scene before them.
Fighter: Hark! Back, foul ruffians of porcine demeanor! 'Ere I lay about me to and fro'; wi' my honor in hand, bright shining in it's steely sharpness, I'll have you all in Charon's ferry this day!
Rogue: Goodman Master of this Dungeon, mayhap my fortunes are favored in this endeavor I seek, to skulk into yon shadow and leave the wary vigilance of our attackers?
Wizard: Stand ye back, foul beasts! My dweomers are of a potency undreamt of, by mortal males! (And potency dreamt of by the fairer sex, wot?)
Cleric: By the stars and the moon and the star-crossed of the world, do I ponder the tableau before me! To wit, the vileness of yon miscreants of miscreance, and perchance of even malfeasance? I'll call the wrath of heaven upon your heads! Back! Back foul ones, I say!
Fighter: Enow and away wi' these beasts of burdensome appearance! Shall I take it 'pon myself to end these outrageous fortunes with slings and arrows of my own making?
Rogue: OH CRUEL FATE! A 2! A two, to vex the soul and curse the spirit of the gods of shadow and reclusivity! Now must I endeavor to recoup my losses and discern the path next chosen!
The orcs have long since left by now, fully fed up with the scene before them.
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