D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Delemental]

*steps forward*

"How dare you hurt my sweet Kermie! HIIIII YAAA!"

*step back*

(talk about your fiendish dire pig...)

 

[KChagga]

"Prepare to face the wrath of my twisting dragon strike!"
"Where are your pants?"
"A HA a true ninja master doesn't need PANTS!!!!"

 

[s/LaSH]

* Steps forward *

<Cheesy voice> You may be stronger than me, but my friend Goku shall be here any minute now to beat you!

* Long pause *

Yeah, well he's actually in space or dead or both or something right now, so, uh, whaddaya say to a quick game of Parcheesi? </Cheesy voice>

* Steps back, turns, trips and lies there whimpering *

Apologies to those who don't know their Dragonball, but that's a fairly accurate assessment of the hero...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

In order to fly, one must have very good kung fu.
First lesson: Think of a wonderful thing.

This is current winner, for mixing Peter Pan and Kung Fu (at least I hope that's the reference...)

Still time to get your entries in! World's Worst Kung Fu villain!

I submit the following, not eligible to win:

"My one inch punch is unstoppable! Please, though, you must stand very close and not move while I concentrate for five minutes, otherwise it won't work. No. No, stand still. Quietly! NO! STOP HITTING ME! I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE! OW!"

 

[Wippit Guud]

*steps forward*

"When I ordered a volcano base, I wanted a view, dammit! Go get me a volcano with a balcony before I break my kung-fu foot off in your-"

*steps back*

 

[Sixchan]

*steps forward*

I am the greatest of all Grandmasters of Kung Fu, and none can defeat me! Do you, a lowly white belt, truly expect to defeat me?
*punch, punch*
*kick, kick*
HEY! No fair! That's Karate!

*steps back*

 

[Krug]

*steps forward*

I am Gomura (wielding nut-cracker)

Dragon ball breaker!

*steps back*

 

[BryonD]

This is current winner, for mixing Peter Pan and Kung Fu (at least I hope that's the reference...)

Hehehe,

Nobody beats the Pan!!!

 

[Oni]

"In my country kung fu was forbidden, so I studied ballet..........PIROUETTE PUNCH!"

 

[Labmonkey-XL]

"Ardwen does not love you anymore Mr.Anderson... step off!"