D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[BryonD]

Disco Ball Drops

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

 

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

I shall drive you into the ground, and destroy your soul with the mighty blows of my Drago- OW! Ow, my nose. Oh, you hurt me. Why'd you hurt me? It's bleeding! Aaah, oww, stop swinging. I'll get my mom. She's a Scorpion Master. She'll hurt you. Ow! I pricked my finger on the shiruken!

*steps back*

 

[Kaiyosama]

a kung fu fighter in a body cast

 

[s/LaSH]

* Tries to run up wall to present example *

* Falls backwards, gashes head on hard, hard ground *

Aaooww! Oww! Geez - it looks so easy in the movies! Nyeerg!

* Crawls brokenly away *

 

[AsEver]

*steps forward*

"Wax on... wax off..."

*steps back*

 

[s/LaSH]

* Swings from ceiling on wire attached to small of back *

Help! My leap kick has gone horribly wrong! Help meee!

* Snap *

* Thud *

Hey, I killed an orc...

 

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

*whips out a calculator* I shall audit you to the shame of your ancestors.

*steps back*

 

[arwink]

A kobold in a ninja suit runs forward.

"Me Yip. Ph34r me"

Someone coughs. He dies.

Another kobold in a ninja suit runs forward.

"Yip. Me Yip. Feel th3 Ph34r"

Someone sneezes. He dies.

Another kobold in a ninja suit runs forward.

"Me Yip. Ph34r me"

A tree falls in the woods. He dies.

etc

 

[Ravellion]

Steps forward, starts speaking in an indian accent:"My name is Mahatma Ghandi...but, er, I don't actually know Kung Fu... is that a problem?"

(BTW, that guy in the Grolsch advert is SOOOOO not Dutch!)

Tallarn, were you able to get Dragon 303?

Rav

 

[Oni]

"Hi, my names Goku. Want to see my dragon balls?"