D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

FroinLaven! Such a PREDDY paladin!

*steps back*

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

We represent the lollipop guild

I'm reading through these now...so no more villains please, I have enough.

BTW - this is the current winner...but I'm still reading!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

OK, I got to the end of the thread and that wins that round! Congratulations to BryanD!

Honourable mentions to gunter uxbridge, oni and sixchan.

New category:

World's Worst Kung-Fu character (Feng Shui style, natch).

 

[Sixchan]

*steps forward*

*dutch accent*
Stop! What are you doing? You don't even know Kung fu!

*steps back*

I couldn't resist...


*steps forward again*

Hi. I can speak perfect English. My dubbing is perfect!

*steps back*

 

[Mortaneus]

*steps forward*

"Hmm.....your truck-fu is good, but you lack suspension!"

"How dare you! Face my Rearing Fender Style!"

*steps back*

 

[BryonD]

You thought me dead, but you did not know I was master of the ancient possum style.

 

[Ashwyn]

Two words: pork chop!

 

[BryonD]

In order to fly, one must have very good kung fu.
First lesson: Think of a wonderful thing.

 

[Tonguez]

"Today grasshopper we shall learn the Art of Self-Manipulation"
.....
"Faster Grasshopper, faster"

"Ah-Ah Master Pao, Master pao when do I stop?"

"Oh Grasshopper - When your eyes are like mine "

SQUIRT

 

[BryonD]

In Keanu Reeves voice: "Dude, I'm like... evil. No, I'm like totally evil. Check it out... evil kung fu!"