D&D conversation in the style of... [game]


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gunter uxbridge said:
HAHA!!! I got your nose! See how plainly I hold it in my hand! Now what will you do? Where is your God now cleric?

This... Is... BRILLIANT.

Okay, here's mine, which isn't as good.

"I buried purest dung in all of the farm fields across the land! Only I know the secret of removing them - Give me the password to enter the forbidden valley or you will all perish of famine!"
 

*steps forward*

W.C. Fields as the villain.

"Well now my little Chickadee, it appears you've all fallen for my trap. Now if I could only induce my mother in law to enter this dungeon of mine I'd be set for life.

I suppose you think I hate you because you work for the king. Well you can be rest assured that I hate everyone equally, so its not like I'm being prejudiced or anything when I kill you. But I do have to start somewhere don't I?

But before I pull this switch and send you falling into the endless pit, let me wet my whistle one more time. I can't go long without some of this sweet whiskey nectar. Why it reminds me of my younger days when I and my cohorts would trek through the deserts of Mulharond. We lost our corkscrew and were forced to live on food and water for several days. I tell you that was sheer torture."

*buzzed out and forced to step back*
 

*Steps forward*
"How are you gentlemen. All your Faerun are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction. You hav no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha."
*Steps back*
 







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