D&D conversation in the style of... [game]
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Anabstercorian
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gunter uxbridge said:
This... Is... BRILLIANT.
Okay, here's mine, which isn't as good.
"I buried purest dung in all of the farm fields across the land! Only I know the secret of removing them - Give me the password to enter the forbidden valley or you will all perish of famine!"
kkoie
First Post
*steps forward*
W.C. Fields as the villain.
"Well now my little Chickadee, it appears you've all fallen for my trap. Now if I could only induce my mother in law to enter this dungeon of mine I'd be set for life.
I suppose you think I hate you because you work for the king. Well you can be rest assured that I hate everyone equally, so its not like I'm being prejudiced or anything when I kill you. But I do have to start somewhere don't I?
But before I pull this switch and send you falling into the endless pit, let me wet my whistle one more time. I can't go long without some of this sweet whiskey nectar. Why it reminds me of my younger days when I and my cohorts would trek through the deserts of Mulharond. We lost our corkscrew and were forced to live on food and water for several days. I tell you that was sheer torture."
*buzzed out and forced to step back*
W.C. Fields as the villain.
"Well now my little Chickadee, it appears you've all fallen for my trap. Now if I could only induce my mother in law to enter this dungeon of mine I'd be set for life.
I suppose you think I hate you because you work for the king. Well you can be rest assured that I hate everyone equally, so its not like I'm being prejudiced or anything when I kill you. But I do have to start somewhere don't I?
But before I pull this switch and send you falling into the endless pit, let me wet my whistle one more time. I can't go long without some of this sweet whiskey nectar. Why it reminds me of my younger days when I and my cohorts would trek through the deserts of Mulharond. We lost our corkscrew and were forced to live on food and water for several days. I tell you that was sheer torture."
*buzzed out and forced to step back*
demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
*Steps forward*
"How are you gentlemen. All your Faerun are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction. You hav no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha."
*Steps back*
"How are you gentlemen. All your Faerun are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction. You hav no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha."
*Steps back*
Jondor_Battlehammer
First Post
*Steps forward*
Hi! I'm Fred Ward, from Crow:Salvation.
*Ducks back*
Hi! I'm Fred Ward, from Crow:Salvation.
*Ducks back*
orbitalfreak
Explorer
*Steps forward*
*Trips*
"D'oH!!"
*Trips*
"D'oH!!"
Zulkir Jax
First Post
*steps forward*
(in monotone voice)Hi, Ben Stein, the vampiric rust monster.
For dry, red eyes...
*steps back*
(in monotone voice)Hi, Ben Stein, the vampiric rust monster.
For dry, red eyes...
*steps back*
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