D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[DM with a vengence]

Initiative, Timestop, Gate, Quickened Gate, Gate, Quickened Gate, Gate, Quickened Gate, Gate, Quickened Teleport.

What do you do against the seven Fiendish Great Wyrm Dragons surrounding your party?

 

[Greatwyrm]

Hi, I'm a Lawful Good Rogue.

 

[Zappo]

Do I need to say more?

"I'm Damodaaaahrrrr!"

 

[Ravellion]

Worst Villain:[indian accent]"Hi, I am Mahatma Ghandi. You shall yield to my pacifistic approach."[/indian accent]

BTW, can anyone post what they are replying to (like I just did)? makes the thread easier and funnier to read afterwards.

Rav

 

[Oni]

"I choose you, PiCthulhu!"

 

[Arken]

So anyway, I'm like an EVIL Drizzt...

*steps back*

 

[Chauzu]

Szass Tem (aka "Dr. Evil"), puts his pinky to his lips, "Send the 'lazer'."

Little Tem (aka his son), "You idiot! This is Faerun! We don't have lazers yet you moron!"

"Shut up, son.

"But..."

"Zipp it."

"Da..."

"Don't speak."

"Bu..."

"What, I can't hear you?"

"You...

"You can shut up, yes."

"You suck..."

"Hmm... is that the wind I hear? ...Mini-Tem, ready the 'lazer'. Aim the 'lazer' at Cormyr."

 

[Hawkeye]

"Hi there, I am Kill Kill, the Evil Teletubbie. "

 

[BryonD]

Hi. I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.

 

[Hawkeye]

FOOLISH MORTALS!! FLEE BEFORE THE WRATH OF MANDARK THE LAWYER/ACCOUNTANT!!!


Hawkeye