D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Crothian]

"So, I was thinkingthat pink armor would be just perfect for the Barbarian. And you, Mr rogue, I have this great lime green ansemble all picked out...."

 

[RyanL]

*steps forward*

"I'm here to audition for the Bard opening. ahem. 'I GOT MY FIRST REAL SIX-STRING...'"

 

[nameless]

*steps forward*

*holding the wrong end of the sword* "Wow, if it's making me bleed this much, imagine what it's gonna do to the other guy!"

 

[Cedric]

<steps forward>

Come back! So that I may brain thee!

Cedric

 

[blackshirt5]

I'm gona play the greatest dwarven wizard in all the Realms Forgotten, Aleminster .

 

[Wippit Guud]

*steps forward*

*rips terror card in half*
*rips force of nature card in half*
*rips shivan dragon card in half*

"Forsakers hate Magic!"

*rips black lotus in half*

 

[Dave G]

*steps forward*

Why do we want to take that pie!?! I'm diabetic! What'd that orc ever do to you anyhow?

*steps back#

 

[Apok]

*steps forward*

Hi, I'm Jack Chick...

*steps back*

 

[BV210]

*steps forward*

Stinking Cloud spell? Heck no, I'm only a warrior, but I did have cabbage for lunch.

*steps back*

 

[Wippit Guud]

*steps forward*

*casts Power Word: Liquify*

You were Jack Chick...