D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Olgar Shiverstone]

*steps foward*

"I am Galstaff, sorcerer of light!"

(casts Magic Missile)

*steps back*

EDIT: darn vB code!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

OK no more PC's! I'll make a judgement and then think of a new category!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*steps forward*

"I'm here to audition for the Bard opening. ahem. 'I GOT MY FIRST REAL SIX-STRING...'"

"Oy Vey! So humid in Greyhawk this time of year. My schpell components are all farshtinkener!"

With Aussie accent: "Hi mates, I'm Steve, your Ranger! Crikey! That Dire Rat's a beaut!"

For these three entrys, RyanL is pronounced the first winner of World's Worst.

The new category is World's Worst Villain. I'm probably going to be away over the weekend, so keep posting them, and I'll make a decision when I get back.

Thanks for giving me a good laugh! I loved all of them.

 

[Crothian]

"Aha, It is I the Villionous Evilston. You adventures will never stop me as I raise the orc army and grab the sacred crystal of Tazz which just happens to be in the lost caverns of Slime.....Ya, it's realy easy to get to, just take the East road out of Tola till you get to hte third fiorest roiad and that'll lead you straight there.....Ya, it'll take a little while to build the army, but I'm sure I have all the time in the world."

 

[Ashwyn]

A Fiendish Dire Pig.

 

[BV210]

*steps forward to the tune of "Dueling Banjos"*

"You shore got a purty mouth"

*steps back*

 

[nameless]

*steps forward*

In Keanu Reeves voice: "Dude, I'm like... evil. No, I'm like totally evil. Check it out... evil kung fu!"

 

[Oni]

"Har har, death or cake?"

 

[Sixchan]

*steps forward*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...*deep breath*...BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*pant* *wheeze*...hold on, hold on *huff* puff*...okay...*deep breath*...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

*steps back*

 

[RyanL]

For these three entrys, RyanL is pronounced the first winner of World's Worst.

The new category is World's Worst Villain. I'm probably going to be away over the weekend, so keep posting them, and I'll make a decision when I get back.

Thanks for giving me a good laugh! I loved all of them.

Woohoo! I am as proud as Michael Jackson when he won his Artist of the Millennium "award"!