D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[alsih2o]

druid (looking nervous, wit a tommy chong accent) "ah, dude, when you said i should have a holy grove i had no idea you meant oak trees. well, this stuff is more fun anyway"

 

[The Fifth Elephant]

"Just dial down the center! C-A-L..."

 

[orbitalfreak]

Jock voice: "Uh, I'm a puh-LAY-dine!"

 

[Apok]

*steps forward and clears throat*

I ATTACK THE GAZEEBO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

*steps back*

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Point to Apok!

Note: Your points mean nothing! There are no prizes! I'm just pointing out which ones I really like...but they're all good so far!

 

[Drawmack]

Kender rogue that thinks he's a hunter of the dead.

 

[RyanL]

*steps forward*

"Oy Vey! So humid in Greyhawk this time of year. My schpell components are all farshtinkener!"

 

[blackshirt5]

*Steps forward*

Hey can I play a shadowknight? It's a basic class that I found on the net last night.

 

[Wippit Guud]

*steps forward*

"So... ability scores are like golf scores, right? The lower the better? That how this game works, right? Why are you smiling, DM? You're starting to scare me."

 

[Chauzu]

*step forward*

A clueless rogue, "That's not a bottomless pit, my silly barbarian! That is just a trench with a darkness spell in it! I'll show you! You will be able to see my head over the spell!" Takes a leap.

"Where thief go???"