D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Ashwyn]

A cow.

 

[Apok]

*steps forward*

You can't do this to me, I'm a Ninja! A Ninja, you here me? I can kill you just by looking at you! You're all going to pay for this! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur!!

*steps back*

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

*Steps forward*

"He's the most unique character ever. A drow ranger, but he's good!"

 

[Drawmack]

*steps forward*

I have a +9 knife of ogre slaying

*steps back*

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

(note: when we get to the start of a new page eg 40 posts total, I'll announce a winner and change the subject)

 

[blackshirt5]

I rolled my stats at home, is that cool? (You look at the sheet and see all 19's.)

 

[Ashwyn]

A fiendish pig.

 

[alsih2o]

no, no, that roll doesn't count, it is sittng on the crack in the table...

 

[Wippit Guud]

*steps forward*

"There's a hole in my breast plate, dear Liza, dear Liza..."

 

[Wippit Guud]

*Steps forward*

"Honey!? I found your Rod of Vibration, but I can't figure out what it does..."