D&D has been cancelled (speculation).

[Argyle King]

They let you see the sale documents? Wow!

Who does it revert to, then?

Satan...

D&D is the devil's game, right? The faustian pact that was made to create D&D is coming to an end. This is also part of why the world is scheduled to end in 2012. You see, none of what is around you right now is real. The real world was destroyed sometime in the 70s. What you see now is the work of one man who made a deal to stay alive in exchange for GMing the world. People and the rpgs they play are actually figments in the imagination of someone playing a game on a more cosmic scale.

 

[Griego]

What's all this Orcus and Vecna talk? You know it's got to be Asmodeus pulling the strings behind the scenes.