D&D Insider Platinum edition

[RangerWickett]

Didn't Everquest allow you to order pizza in-game, and it would be delivered?

I'm frightened when my joke suggestions prove to already be real.

Y'know, it'd be hilarious if somebody made a D&D product about sex with photoshopped pictures of- . . . oh, really? Well at least no one would be so tasteless to make a whole book about chainmail bikinis.

 

[GameDoc]

My personal Gary Gygax DM support AI:

"Did you perchance forego using Appendix E?"
"A similar situation cropped up in our Keep on the Borderlands test adventure. When Rary defeated Mordenkainen and began to wear him like a hat, Vecna took notice and..."
"If you would have passed on using too many mechanics, the creativity of your players would have resolved this situation - or their status as living beings, depending on their actions."
"I devised a similar setup in one of my bigger dungeons, but the bodies of my player characters piled so high that all the entrances became blocked. It remains unexplored because of that reason."

Get going, Wotc.

I love the third one. Classic!

 

[hafrogman]

I think I'd need two things:

1) Fuzzy searching.

I'm looking for a feat, I'm pretty sure I saw it in one of my hardcovers, but I can't remember which one. It was a while ago, because I remember thinking it would be useful if we ever reached paragon, and we just did. What was it, again?

2) Intent based rules clarifications.

What's this feat supposed to do? No, don't give me your opinion on what the wording says, I want you to walk down to this guy's (or gal's) cube and ask them what they were aiming for, because it's kinda worded oddly.

 

[Greg K]

All that talk about pizza and, then, I scroll to the top and see a banner add for Pizza Hut!

 

[Siberys]

Plus you get a black & white illustration of your character done by one of WotC's artists (though you have to go up to the Astral Diamond membership if you want Wayne Reynolds or Todd Lockwood)

That's cool. Steve Presscott and Sarah Stone are my favorites.

But, seriously; I'm fine with my sub, but for a premium membership of some sort, I'd want compilations of Dragon and Dungeon, possibly a print version, a more thoroughly done Compendium with soft searches, and the ability to make my own module for the CB. I'd also want a solid release schedule for Dungeon and Dragon articles.

Also, D4H, I have just the service for you. Give me 300 and You'll never hear of my version of DDI ever again.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Screw PC illustrations, get top-notch artists to render the MONSTER images.

I want Brom to do the playable giant space hamster...and Roger Dean to re-imagine the Giff, while we're at it.

 

[Silverblade The Ench]

For three HUNDRED dollars?!
drow porn or release Spellljammer for 4th ed!
er, no...
drow porn AND release Spellljammer for 4th ed!

Danny
here's a quick giff while yer waiting

 

[Dungeoneer]

And here I was afraid I wasn't going to see any armored space hippos today.

 

[Silverblade The Ench]

Just be glad it's a MALE giff, and wearing clothes!

 

[Firebeetle]

I want the visualizer. Every time my kids plays some game where they make characters I get jealous.