D&D movie sequel update.

[Ranger REG]

Isn't Paris supposed to be in this movie? If she is, I'll definitely watch it.

Well, that's definitely a must-not-see movie. I'm so tired of Paris, I'd rather look at a fresh pile of poo just so I won't vomit at the sight of her.

IOW, she ain't that hot.

 

[Ranger REG]

Could it have been better sure but it wasn't horrible.

Is that the exact same review you gave for The Phantom Menace?

Trust me, it's horrible. It's like giving a big-screen theatrical treatment of a made-for-TV movie, like Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

 

[KenM]

Well, that's definitely a must-not-see movie. I'm so tired of Paris, I'd rather look at a fresh pile of poo just so I won't vomit at the sight of her.

IOW, she ain't that hot.

Agreed, you can just tell she is fake, like J Lo, just something about them is not right.

 

[Ranger REG]

Agreed, you can just tell she is fake, like J Lo, just something about them is not right.

Fake or not, I'm just tired of her. Kinda like I am with Britney Spears (aka Mrs. Federline) and post-Genie pierced-out Cristina Aguilera. As for J-Lo, what's not right is her other half, Marc Anthony. The guy was married to an international beauty with children and he left them for Jen? That's like the Prince left Cinderella for her stepmother.

 

[Sledge]

Actually I have to agree with Barsoomcore completely here. I've seen so many entirely reprehensible fantasy movies, that D&D is nice to watch. The really infuriating things are realizing that as an amateur to the industry he made so many mistakes. Scenes that were necessary were cut, and acting on some parts was poor. The DVD contains hints of this stuff in the deleted scenes part, but the novel adaptation fleshes out all those missing bits and suddenly the story is a lot less contrived. For instance finding out that the Emperor was just days ago murdered by Profion, leaving his daughter in charge, changes the way you see her character. Also the ending in which Snails was never supposed to be brought back, nor the power ranger teleport. (Both of which were actually insisted upon by New Line)

 

[Ranger REG]

Actually I have to agree with Barsoomcore completely here. I've seen so many entirely reprehensible fantasy movies, that D&D is nice to watch. The really infuriating things are realizing that as an amateur to the industry he made so many mistakes. Scenes that were necessary were cut, and acting on some parts was poor. The DVD contains hints of this stuff in the deleted scenes part, but the novel adaptation fleshes out all those missing bits and suddenly the story is a lot less contrived. For instance finding out that the Emperor was just days ago murdered by Profion, leaving his daughter in charge, changes the way you see her character. Also the ending in which Snails was never supposed to be brought back, nor the power ranger teleport. (Both of which were actually insisted upon by New Line)

Are you actually defending Courtney Solomon (perhaps because of some connection or friendship with him)? Because I'd rather not change my mind about him.

 

[Mouseferatu]

Well, that's definitely a must-not-see movie. I'm so tired of Paris, I'd rather look at a fresh pile of poo just so I won't vomit at the sight of her.

IOW, she ain't that hot.

I'm not tired of Paris Hilton.

"Tired of" implies that there was one point in time where I didn't hate her with a screaming passion. But I always have, from the first day I learned who she was.

I cannot think of anyone in the spotlight these days who is less deserving of either her fame or fortune. I would be delighted--and no, I'm not kidding--to see her rendered bankrupt and unemployed.

*shudder*

 

[David Howery]

wouldn't Spelljammer make a neat movie? Sure, it's not a very popular D&D setting, but it would be visually neat... wooden ships of all kinds of bizarre shapes flying through space, propelled by magic...

 

[AdmundfortGeographer]

wouldn't Spelljammer make a neat movie? Sure, it's not a very popular D&D setting, but it would be visually neat... wooden ships of all kinds of bizarre shapes flying through space, propelled by magic...

Such as Treasure Planet?

 

[David Howery]

can't say I saw that one... was that a Disney movie from a while back that was panned far and wide by critics?