D&D puns and wordplays

[RangerWickett]

This one just came to me. Please tell me how bad it is.

There's a man who collects magic items made by wizards, but he has very discerning tastes. He calls himself an arcannoisseur.

 

[Mark]

This one just came to me. Please tell me how bad it is.

There's a man who collects magic items made by wizards, but he has very discerning tastes. He calls himself an arcannoisseur.

Ironically, he think his favorite piece is just divine...

 

[RangerWickett]

Along the same lines, Arcantrepeneur.

 

[Rystil Arden]

When he got old, did he walk using his Ar-cane?

 

[RangerWickett]

Only pirate-wizards use ARRR-canes!

 

[Rystil Arden]

Only pirate-wizards use ARRR-canes!

And the ship's mages fighting the pirate-wizards? They use ark-canes.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

When fighting aquatic foes, I always cast "Neutralize Poisson."

(FYI- Poisson = fish in French)

 

[Gez]

To put out forest fire, elven wizards use potent dousing devices known as arcanadairs.

 

[lonesoldier]

I failed by saving throw vs puns and promptly expired.

Did you hear the one about the blind orc? They said he had darkvision.

(Bah, can't think of anything)

 

[Gez]

Why was that orc ninja so stealthy in the flower garden?



Because the orc hid.