D&D Race Survivor -- Round 2

[Charwoman Gene]

I love seeing conspiracies hatching...

 

[NimrodvanHall]

Half orcs must go: if i want to play a dumb bruiser i'd play a real Orc!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Half-orcs just suck. They're the weakest race overall, and it's a race based entirely on the concept of rape. I hate them, and I always have hated them.

Now wholly. Someone taught orc females to give away strong liquor to human males.

 

[Darmanicus]

KILL DA ELFS​

 

[Kae'Yoss]

KILL DA ELFS​

Exactly what we expect from a foe of the elves: Unsublte, aggressive, loud, and not able to write correctly.

 

[Psion]

I'll go with elves again, for the same reason as last time: they should be the best wizards, but have no reason to compel players to be elven wizards. Halflings make better wizards!

 

[orsal]

Oh, for a moment half-orcs had caught up to half-elves in the race to the bottom. But it has not lasted. Come on, all advocates of brain over brawn! Vote now!

 

[The Shaman]

Wow, half-elves and half-orcs are (scrawny chicken) neck-and-(fat roll piggy) neck.

The suspense is killing me! Close the poll! (And get rid of the stupid half-elves so we can next dispose of their point-eared freakish kin.)

 

[The Shaman]

Now wholly. Someone taught orc females to give away strong liquor to human males.

If I may borrow a quote from Mystery Men...

There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

If I may borrow a quote from Mystery Men...

I just bought the DVD today, creepy!