D&D Races and Global Warming

[YourSwordIsMine]

They also have to contend with desperados while rustling large herds of sea cows from their grazing kelp beds to the stockyards of Everest

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Yes. And there'll be a Mega-Adventure where they all dress up as Elvis, rob a Casino and start stabbing each other in the gack. One player will be able to get a deathproof car!

It would have to be a deathproof boat since there is no land to speak of... and it can travel between worlds... one to where there is no water...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

It would have to be a deathproof boat

No, it can be a car. Because it's deathproof. You can't drown.

 

[Tonguez]

so what, now we have to put up with a sub-race of Greenhouse Elfs, who love high temperatures, breath CO2 and are always cool (as well as always being kewl). No doubt they'll be able to walk on water too

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Well true... but you wouldnt be able to go anywhere... except thru that spinny gate thing...

And then that PC's brain would be replaced by a computer and would then get to drive a Semi Truck but then have it stolen by oriental demon cult ninjas and then have to go into a big big prison where everyone thought he was dead...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Never said it was a go-everywhere car. Only said it was deathproof. It was wished into existence with the very last wish before that spell, and all genies, are eradicated in 4e.

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Never said it was a go-everywhere car. Only said it was deathproof. It was wished into existence with the very last wish before that spell, and all genies, are eradicated in 4e.

No, the first wish was for the car, the second wish was for 4e.... They never got a third...

What was this thread again?

 

[Kae'Yoss]

No, the first wish was for the car, the second wish was for 4e.... They never got a third...

Makes sense. It sure sounds like a wish granted old-school D&D style.

 

[Driddle]

I know what humans would do: not a whole heck of a lot.

Can't trust them liberal elves and their touchy-feely weather forecasting baloney. If they had their way, we'd all be hugging trees instead of chopping them down to make more houses.

 

[dmccoy1693]

I know what humans would do: not a whole heck of a lot.

Can't trust them liberal elves and their touchy-feely weather forecasting baloney. If they had their way, we'd all be hugging trees instead of chopping them down to make more houses.

So you're pro-Dwarf, yes?