d20 Messageboard newbs at the liquor store

[Desdichado]

Wasn't that Sammy Hagar's old alias?

 

[IronWolf]

Made my way over to the big beer fridge. Looked through the usual suspects, Bass, Sam Adams, Samual Smith's, but wanted something a little different. Ah, here it is, 6 packs of Rogue Ale, so do I go with the Dead Guy Ale, the Shakespeare Stout, or the Chocolate Stout. The prices are indicated on little labels on the shelf, so I check, only to find:

"Rouge 8.99"

Spelling errors aside, the Dead Guy Ale.... Mmmmmmm....

 

[BSF]

Wasn't that Sammy Hagar's old alias?

I'm only familiar with the rebel rocker/red rocker.

 

[JoeBlank]

Spelling errors aside, the Dead Guy Ale.... Mmmmmmm....

Agreed, but I wanted something a little heavier, so I went with the Mocha Porter. The scotch was not required, as the expected TPK did not take place. One wizard was grappled by a giant crow (Oathbound Merian), raked by claws and lifted 60' into the air, then dropped. Lousy damage rolls left him at only -3, and the rest of the party was able to heal him to 0 before finishing off the bird.

I can't imagine that the guys at the liquor store are using spellchecker on their label maker. Maybe the used to stock cosmetics.

 

[JimAde]

Too much reliance on spell checkers?

Yeah, that would be my guess, too. But it's the COVER! You would think somebody at a publisher would catch it.

 

[diaglo]

Dead Ale Wives

http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

 

[Desdichado]

I'm only familiar with the rebel rocker/red rocker.

Yeah, red rocker. It was a bit of a joke.

 

[Ice man]

Spelling errors aside, the Dead Guy Ale.... Mmmmmmm....

Bah...If beer is your thing, you cant beat Canadian lagers for taste and quality. Don't drink too many in one sitting or a hockey game might break out!

If its available Kokanee is tops!