(d20 Modern) Moondog is the Coolest

[Sparrowhawk]

Just look at him. Iconic Tough Hero indeed. This guy is a real man's man, the kind of guy who you can see going out at night to fight undead (and surviving!), then going to a bar to relax with a few bottles of Coors and a game of pool. None of that overpriced foriegn crap for him; he drinks American beer, dammit! After all, Moondog's as blue-collar as they come. But he isn't just some dumb redneck. He's actually a very caring person, the kind of guy who'll help patch up a teammate after a back-alley fight. But that doesn't mean that he's a sissy. Oh no! Just look at his crowbar and parking meter fighting style! Look at the way he uses the crowbar to hook around that poor bastard's head so he can't escape the attack from his big honkin' parking meter! You can't say that isn't bad@$$.

And that name! Moondog Greenberg. He's definitely the coolest d20 Modern Iconic.

 

[Crothian]

Well, Morris "Moondog" Greenberg the Bodygaurd is not to bad himeslf.

 

[Maraxle]

He drinks Coors? Eww. If you're gonna drink cheap American beer, at least have a Miller or Michelob.

 

[Desdichado]

Yeah, whatever. We all know the iconic gunslinger (whatever his name is) is the coolest modern iconic!

 

[Crothian]

Yeah, whatever. We all know the iconic gunslinger (whatever his name is) is the coolest modern iconic!

Adam Swift

 

[bwgwl]

geez, Crothian beats me to it by about 0.2 seconds.

no wonder he's got over 10,000 posts....

i gotta agree with Sparrowhawk, though -- Moondog is darn cool.

and Yoriko is a hottie. could she be d20 Modern's Lidda?

 

[garyh]

and Yoriko is a hottie. could she be d20 Modern's Lidda?

Absolutely. And hey, Yoriko is the "Fast" Hero after all.

 

[Crothian]

and Yoriko is a hottie. could she be d20 Modern's Lidda?

Lily Parish, she has them all beat.

 

[jaerdaph]

I had the pleasure of speaking with Morris "Moondog" Greenberg's mother on the R train this morning about his recent fame, and this is what she had to say:

"Oy! A Biker no less! What kind of work is that for a nice Jewish boy? I feed him all that homemade chicken matza ball soup to give him a nice high constitution score, and this is how he repays me? Feh!"

Then she asked about my cousin Arnold, said I looked thin and promised to send me a kugel. Mmmmm, noodle pudding.....

 

[Gez]

Just look at his crowbar and parking meter fighting style!

I've seen that picture, and have a question to ask. Do americans parking meters are mounted on concrete legs ? The thing is not broken like metal would be, rather like stone.