Wow. I know I fell for it, too, but I just have to say:
Best.
Troll.
Ever.
Now, in case you're not a troll, and just to feed the flames a little more, here's why I think you are: Because you started with a rantish notion and a bad example, and have not yet moved your stance one iota either way. YOu disregard all and any helpful/friendly advice with gems like these:
Drifter Bob said:
That would probably be because the "initial tirade" was the point of this thread. This was not a "things I love about D&D" thread any more than it's about being 'anti D&D'. You are basically just trying to insist that I don't "love" D&D, which is something I see happen in every single reform oriented thread about D&D.
If you want to see me saying nicer and more substantial things about D&D, you could start by reading through some of the other threads I have posted to on this very board, or in other places including historical martial arts boards where I have been put down for defending D&D.
And if you don't know why I like this quote so much, go read what I wrote on a Buffy board.
Now, this was your original question
DrifterBob said:
First, explain to me why I am stupid and this is NOT an example of anything being wrong anywhere except in my head (since I know nobody will agree with me) and second, tell me technically if I can give this thing a few bluff skill ranks (and no, using it as an unranked skill isn't going to cut it)
Let's pretend you're serious.
First, explain to me why I am stupid and this is NOT an example of anything being wrong anywhere except in my head
This relates to the notion that people will rip your head off for giving the imp 4 skill points in bluff. Basically, here you say that you doubt yourself for that notion (and the difficulty of changing the stat block itself), a doubt that is quickly thrown overboard in your later statements.
(since I know nobody will agree with me)
Which has already been disproved, since people agreed with you in virtually every thing oyu said. There were people agreeing about DM fiat, people agreeing about the problem with changing rules and vicious reviews, people agreeing about a rules bias in D&D - name it, there have been agreements.
second, tell me technically if I can give this thing a few bluff skill ranks (and no, using it as an unranked skill isn't going to cut it)
Which has been done almost countless times.
DrifterBob said:
Of course that is good enough for me. I think you might find that many other people would not accept that though. Try running a poll.
Why don't you try running one? Oh, because you *know* the results already. Well, judging from this thread alone, there would be a small minority not accepting any reasonable change. But why look at actual results, eh?
DrifterBob said:
Also, incidentally, I do know the rules, quite well.
Well, if you do, why didn't you think of any one way to improve the imp's bluff skill? I mean, you don't have to know all possibilities, but one?
DrifterBob said:
The point I was making is, when you have to make judements whether a lot of little things like the bluff example, and / or "bigger" calls like when you are introducing a new monster or a new spell or race or class, or just trying to emulate some kind of magical or situational effect that's going on wihch isn't already clearly mapped in the rules, then you really will find yourself on dangerous ground with some folks.
Well, this has really to be addressed in three ways:
1. You cannot satisfy everbody, always. Nobody can. You have to learn whom to listen to and who to disregard. Conquer your fears, Carpe D&D!
2. The majority in this thread alone has stated that it wouldn't be concerned with an imp with bluff or similar small changes.
and most importantly 3. this is in no way a rules- or D&D-related issue. Note how some people have questioned your imp's action in the adventure proposal? The fact is, when you publish something (no matter whether it is free or not), people are going to critisize it. "Players should be rewarded for discovering the ruse, not penalized", "why should only Arthur be able to pull the sword out", "AD&D adventures were railroading examples", etc.
This has nothing to do with D&D or the rules.
But you know this, I am sure, since it has been said already numerous times. I just wanted to restate that because you've earned it with your relentlessness.
Oh, and Finally
barsoomcore said:
Finally, you've just GOT to stop caring what simple-minded morons think of your work. And by "simple-minded morons" I mean "everyone who doesn't like it." You'll never get anywhere in life if you listen to other people.
...says the Ceramic DM contest judge
