D20 Postmodern (OT, images)

[alsih2o]

more spells:

Eminem: lvl 3, will save dc 20, any target in range failing their will save tries to start a rap career, despite talent lvl.:

 

[darkbard]

alish2o, you're my new hero!!!!

 

[Mallus]

suggestion for a postmodern monster...

Deconstruct.

They're practically invcincible, well, impenetrable. And they can crush opponents under a mountain of solidified words...

And alish2o, what song is your sig. from? It's driving me crazy...

 

[alsih2o]

Re: suggestion for a postmodern monstrer...

And alish2o, what song is your sig. from? It's driving me crazy...

there is a massive clue in my new p-kitty name thingy, right under my name, whatever that is called. i guess it isn't my "sig", anybody know this one?

 

[Mallus]

I'm feeling more than a little stupid right about now...

 

[alsih2o]

err

 

[alsih2o]

EPIC:

of course D20 Postmodern epic rules will leave nothing to be desired, especially the magic.

below we present the first epic metamagic feat, Piratecat.

no save, the target takes on one of 6 random personality traits of piratecat determined on a table. below is result 5.

 

[Mallus]

here goes nothing...

Attached is a D20 postmodern dire piggy.

To clarify: Dire in d20 PM translates loosely as "embedded in colored Lucite".

All Dire creatures induce rage in PETA members, however often carry lucrative NEA grants as treasure {or what ever they hand out in Britain}.

edit: damn, image too wide...

 

[emergent]

i guess it isn't my "sig", anybody know this one?

I think so, but I am feeling stupid AND contagous, but this is all quite entertaining.


Of course, d20 postmodern has to include several great named spells: "Derrrida's Deconstruction" anyone?

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Man, I feel old.

 

[KnidVermicious]

I'll bet Mr. Thurmond doesn't smell like teen spirit. Yeesh, he looks like he's got permanent whiskey face.


(edit): Don't forget Otto's Irresistible Interpretive Dance and new skills like Craft:Feces. They are also adding two new feats Incomprehensibility and Induce Forehead Slapping.