While robbing the graves of dead heroes, 5 ancient dragons appear before you, strip you of all your belongings and abilities, and entraps you. They find your actions to be insulting at best, and feel your soul is tainted and evil. After discussing your fate, they decide that you must be sentenced to death. They show you five doors, labeled "A," "B," "C," "D," "E,", and they allow you to choose the door that will lead to your death. Each dragon explains:
"Door A leads you to a room of raging fires built upon the souls of the dead"
"Door C leads you to a room full of 20th level rogues, whose sole purpose is to kill all who enter"
"Door C leads you to a room full of cannibalistic orcs that haven't eaten in 3 years."
"Door D leads you to Death herself, who is cross this morning due to a bad hair day. You may beg for your life, but she hates it when people do that."
"Door E leads you to an ancient device, whose keepers will strap you in and tear you apart limb to limb."
Which is the best door to choose, and why?