Damage for losing a pinky?

[Christian]

Effects of losing a pinky? You get pulled from the game and watch your backup lose to the pathetic Dallas Cowboys.



(OK, a couple days late, I know ...)

 

[Tom Cashel]

And a tuft of hair won't be enough?

Nah. If you're going to let someone get away with being reincarnated without a body, doing it with a tuft of hair, fingernail, etc. is total abuse.