DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

What would you like to see in the DarkMatter campaign?

  • Cthulhu, baby

    Votes: 66 23.7%
  • More anal probing!

    Votes: 66 23.7%
  • Rather less anal probing, thank you.

    Votes: 33 11.9%
  • Deeper Conspiracy theory stuff

    Votes: 84 30.2%
  • More traditional monster/horror tone

    Votes: 29 10.4%

Hey, what closet door opens inwards?

Who said it was supposed to open inwards? Jo just splintered the sucker.

Shared credit for "HBSM" (hot-buttered etc.) must go to Chris Downey, fellow writer currently on KING OF QUEENS. I'll take the Fifth on the context it was created in ...

This session, then the one Dreadnought played in, and we're all caught up. Haven't done one of these in a while (got distracted by Pulp Spycraft and our regular D&D game).

I hope to run another of these soon, as I start testing out ideas for the website. I'm dying to try out the Savage Worlds system, and I'm finding the D20Modern conversion of the characters a little rough. The original conversion was based on the Alternity classes of Combat Spec, Tech, Free Agent and Diplomat and were much more customizable. As D20Modern is the big bear, though, the first conversions will hold to that standard.

...my little green and yellow pills

Cute, Nail. Thought I missed that, did you?
 

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jonrog1 said:
Shared credit for "HBSM" (hot-buttered etc.) must go to Chris Downey, fellow writer currently on KING OF QUEENS. I'll take the Fifth on the context it was created in ...
FWIW, I'll second PC's assessment. I'm blatantly stealing phrasings to use in my own story hour...although I'm not sure how to use '"HBSM" when talking about female kobolds...

Cute, Nail. Thought I missed that, did you?
I think I'm supposed to say some thing about taking a "5th" here....a fifth of what, I can't remember.
 




The last update was three days ago, so that's about . . . ooooh . . . two and a half weeks until the next one, is my guess . . .
 

GONE MISSING
Pt. 5


Ross placed his hand over the slide of Jo's gun and slid it back -- KA-CHUNK. The shell ejected and slide locked even as she pulled the trigger. He'd appeared just as she kicked in the door. "Sweetie, what are you doing?"

"LOOK! LOOK!"

Ross followed her gaze into the closet. Dead, inhuman eyes ... glass eyes. Doll eyes.

Ordinary doll eyes. The closet was hip deep with dolls of every shape and variety. Gertie pushed her way past Jo. "It's gone," she whispered with a frown.

"You heard her," Jo said to Ross. "She said 'it's gone'. That means there's an 'it'." Jo stooped in front of Gertie. "Tell Uncle Ross about the bad 'it'. Go ahead."

Gertie sucked her thumb. "You have eyes like the lady who talks about Jesus outside the Rite Aid."

Jo lunged for her.

******************************

"You're sure you're okay."

"I said I was fine."

"You took --"

"Here, see, HERE!" Jo took two more pink pills.

The Agents were just outside the local Chinese restaraunt. Night was falling a crisp autumn evening in the Northwest. If not for the missing kids, it might have been a pleasant weekend stay. Stephen turned to Denis. "You talk to the other son?"

Denis shrugged. "Eliot? Nice kid. Kind of geeky."

"From a guy who spends his weekends cataloguing ball lightning sightings," whispered Andy.

Denis ignored him. "Didn't say anything of interest."

"Nothing?"

"Nothing I thought relevant." He turned back to Jo. "Okay, I'm sorry we're being so careful. It's just, we're going in to meet the FBI. We're emissaries here. This is a chance --"

"-- for you to score with the redhead?" asked Ross.

"Forget it. She and Malloy are doing it," grumbled Jo.

Andy shook his head. "Nah. That just wouldn't be right."


****************************


Inside the restaraunt, everything went very smoothly. The Agents sat with Malloy and Sullivan. Agent Sullivan was definitely more than a little interested in Denis' work. Malloy and Andy traded occult stories and Forteana. Stephen had the Dim Sum.

Malloy gestured with his chopsticks. "You notice the timetable on the Mom is off?"

Ross nodded. "Yeah. The drive from Gertie's dance class, where she was picking up Gertie, isn't as long as she says. She was away from the house an extra hour."

Andy cleared his throat. "I'll ... uh ... take that up next time I talk to her."

Jo smiled. This wasn't so bad after all. She really liked these two Feds. " I have to say, it's nice for once to be working with law enforcement."

Sully shrugged. "I have total confidence that our cooperation will wind up resolving this case, and we'll work together wonderfully --"

Jo smiled. Then Sully finished, in the same chipper voice:

" -- if it doesn't, I'll have to shoot all of you in the %$#&@ face and bury you in shallow graves."

Jo stared at Sully. Sully glanced to Denis, then looked back. She raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"

Jo looked to her friends. None of them reacted. Ross slurped his soup.


**************************


The Agents waved as Malloy and Sully pulled away. They kept waving as the Taurus cleared the driveway, crept down the street ...

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?" Jo grabbed Ross' coatfront. They all turned, concerned.

"Um, about what?"

"When she threatened to KILL US!" Jo looked from friend to friend. They were just staring at her, blankly. "I heard her threaten to shoot us in the FACE!"

Andy talked slowly. "I didn't hear that. Did ... anybody hear that?"

The guys all shook their heads slowly. With a SCREAM Jo bolted away. They watched her run across the parking lot.

"We ... may have a problem," said Ross.
 
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DM's Commentary

From my homebrew D20 Modern -- WILD PSI: Pick two psionic skills. They are now permanent class skills.

The execution: don't tell Jo she's getting the feat.

So this is how we did it.

All the guys arrived ten minutes before Jo. I showed the a green magic marker. "When I'm holding the green magic marker," I explained, "whatever I say, YOU DON'T HEAR."

"Like we're deaf?" Denis asked. So literal, our Denis.

"No, like it didn't exist for you. She's the only one hearing the words, because they're just thoughts."

"In game?"

"In game -- and OUT OF GAME."

Jo tends to ... have a drink or two during the games. So, she has the plane incident. Thoroughly embarrassed and frustrated that it wasn't a vision. Am I really just giving her hallucinations?

Then the Sheriff bit. Not only do the guys keep their poker faces in character when Jo reacts to it, they keep them out of character. Andy swears he didn't hear it. Jo shrugs it off. Okay, maybe he wasn't paying attention.

Then Diane Sullivan. Jo honestly asks "What the hell was THAT about?" And beautifully, all four other players turn to her and ask: "What?"

The rest played out exactly as it did above, but out of character. Diane Sullivan never said that. The other players didn't hear it. Jo leaps from the sofa, screams, jabs her cigarette in my face and storms away, screaming "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME JOHN!"

Oh, God, it was beautiful. My only sadness is that I will never be able to freak her out that badly again. Unless I put that inflatable Ring girl in her backyard, but that would actually kill her.
 


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