DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[Thomas Hobbes]

Mmm, update.

So was that level drain, ability damage, or what?

 

[dogchild]

It was so... short!

Damn it. This is like getting a little shot of methadone.

GIVE ME THE STRAIGHT DOPE.

 

[Harp]

That's what this Story Hour was missing -- Catholic schoolgirls. Too much good.

 

[barsoomcore]

That's what this Story Hour was missing -- Catholic schoolgirls. Too much good.

Damn. Why didn't I see that?

Blame Canada.

 

[dreadnought]

Flynn had just met up with an old University friend. The fellow had put on quite a few pounds while Flynn had kept his same athletic shape from his Naval Officer days, but it had been cold comfort ... the man's hair was still thick and magnificent. And everyone knew, that's what really counted. Flynn ran a hand over his buzz cut, noting the rising forehead. Damn Rogers. Damn his hair ...

Okay, I deserved that after the crack about the beard. Now can we call a truce over who has hair and where? (Mind you, "thick and magnificent" is somewhat overstated in my humble opinion...)

 

[barsoomcore]

Okay, I deserved that after the crack about the beard. Now can we call a truce over who has hair and where? (Mind you, "thick and magnificent" is somewhat overstated in my humble opinion...)

Thanks for that mental image. Hopefully I can drink enough tonight to drive it from my mind.

 

[dreadnought]

There isn't that much alcohol in the world, my friend. Trust me.

 

[jonrog1]

Okay, I deserved that after the crack about the beard. Now can we call a truce over who has hair and where? (Mind you, "thick and magnificent" is somewhat overstated in my humble opinion...)

Youi've still got points to burn off from InSanta Clause, buddy. I take my tiny, tiny wins where I can ...

 

[Look_a_Unicorn]

Hey Jonrog,
Devoured all three of your story hours- great stuff!
(a not so subtle bump...)

 

[Thistleknot]

Second page.

This shall not do.

*Bump*