DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[Pierce]

YAY! That's 2 players I now have addicted this thread! HUZZAH!

Catch up, man! Not only is our whole gaming crew addicted to ALL of jonrog's stories, we've got our families and friends hooked as well. Hell, even one of my dogs reads 'em (the smart one - the lab just likes to lick the monitor). Plus, I stand down at the bus stop every other Wednesday and give away bootleg copies of The Core.

Now where's my update?

 

[caixa]

Now, now my good brother

Catch up, man! Not only is our whole gaming crew addicted to ALL of jonrog's stories, we've got our families and friends hooked as well. Hell, even one of my dogs reads 'em (the smart one - the lab just likes to lick the monitor). Plus, I stand down at the bus stop every other Wednesday and give away bootleg copies of The Core.

Now where's my update?

Pierce, don'tcha know that you ain't supposed to be given away bootleg copies of the Core? You're supposed to be selling 'em for $2 and donating half the proceeds to Jonrog's well-being...y'know he's a hurtin after the Las Encinas clinic fiasco. At least we know that Jonrog understands the pains of withdraws from addictions. He knows what we are going through from his lack of updates. However, like good junkies, we're still pulling for ya, Jonrog!

(Editor's note: Jonrog's time spent at the Las Encinas clinic was a classic April Fool's joke. However, the clinic may yet see the wonder of Jonrog if his loyal following does not see an update soon. For wary is the leader when the cult begins to pine.)

Peterson/Caixa

 

[AGFlynn]

(Editor's note: Jonrog's time spent at the Las Encinas clinic was a classic April Fool's joke.

April Fool's joke my a$$. Just see if he'll share his Sour Patch Kids with you. Even if it's a really big bag and you ask very nicely. I mean, it's not like they're hard to come by or anything.

 

[barsoomcore]

I was really sorry to hear that John has had some personal problems as of late and has unfortunately been released from a number of his script projects.
I know he's been under a lot of pressure with deadlines lately and the stress seems to have put him over the edge once again, sadly. Family members I've spoken to say he's resting well at the Las Encinas clinic, and wishes to thank everyone for their kindness and he'll be back in touch when he's up to it.
Addiction is a terrible thing, but we know you'll kick it Jonrog!

Does this mean we can expect more frequent updates since he's got nothing to do but watch C-SPAN all day and think up new places to hide the pills?

I mean, I'm willing to chip in on the "string jonrog1 out on cheap heroin for as long as it takes" fund if it'll get us more Jo getting tortured for no good reason. I might even spring for the "heroin cut with icing sugar instead of Tide" level of addiction-mongering.

 

[xbrokenxswordx]

Does this mean we can expect more frequent updates since he's got nothing to do but watch C-SPAN all day and think up new places to hide the pills?

I mean, I'm willing to chip in on the "string jonrog1 out on cheap heroin for as long as it takes" fund if it'll get us more Jo getting tortured for no good reason. I might even spring for the "heroin cut with icing sugar instead of Tide" level of addiction-mongering.

You are a good man, truly you are.

 

[skullsmurfer]

i need-a post-a

Hello, my name is skullsmurfer and i have to confess that I am hooked. This story hour crawled up me and bit me good. I thought i had it all under control until i found myself driving a pickup truck through Mattano Park in Elizabeth, NJ playing country music, brandishing bottles of JD and making really cool circles. I am ashamed to admit that even with a plaid flannel shirt a trucker's cap and a few blacked out teeth i didn't get any Alien action. Heck i didn't even get a Black Helicopter. The Elizabeth town police weren't very understanding to say the least. You would think that standing on my hood waving my pants in the air while yelling "Dy-NO-Mite!" is some sort of federal offense. After a rough pat down and a cavity search I was uncermoniously dumped in a cool green room and evaluated by an underpaid mental health professional. To make a long story short i am now hooked on those little cups of apple sauce too. I can't wait for your next post, I even recomended you to a sweet little outpatient I met on the 8th floor. She has an alien living inside her dog(she can't prove it yet but she is building an x-ray machine in her basement). Well, like i said I can't wait for your next post. Keep up the good work.

 

[GunMonkey]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, I NEED AN UPDATE!

please?

 

[oldschool]

Even making a lurker post

Up ... date ... need ... update ... info ... please

1st post yea!!!

 

[acolite23]

New Story Addict

I dont know what to say.... I just read everything.... im Disturbed... But I need MORE! Awsome story keep up the good work Jonrog.

 

[GreyShadow]

I'd like some more Zombie Toddlers.

Please!