Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Aeson]

We have not gone into details. If you want details I'm sure we can help you out. I think I actually spoke to Eric's Grandma about having sex with Alyssa Milano in pudding. She's cool with it. She even gave me a high five.

 

[Aeson]

I would choose Alyssa Milano, but not the tub of chocolate pudding...IC my Paladin was convinced that chocolate pudding was the root of all evil and I hold to that story as often as possible. Submerging myself in it to do certain things would just not be good...tastey, but not good.

Chocolate is not evil. It is a true food of the Gods. Along with icecream, chocolate should be part of the major food groups you are required to eat.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

However Chocolate Pudding fails all of my detect evil checks...

 

[Aeson]

How did they convince your Paladin chocolate pudding was evil?

 

[Lady_Acoma]

Bards with high bluff checks and me rolling a one is also evil...

 

[Steve Jung]

Chocolate is not evil. It is a true food of the Gods. Along with icecream, chocolate should be part of the major food groups you are required to eat.

Then truly, I've done them honor this day.

 

[Ashwyn]

Chocolate is not evil. It is a true food of the Gods. Along with icecream, chocolate should be part of the major food groups you are required to eat.

I have chocolate ice cream in my freezer RIGHT NOW!

 

[Steve Jung]

I have chocolate ice cream in my freezer RIGHT NOW!

Now listen to me carefully. Leave the house now. The proper authorities will be over shortly to take care of it.

 

[Ashwyn]

Now listen to me carefully. Leave the house now. The proper authorities will be over shortly to take care of it.

Sorry, Steve. Normally I let the professionals handle things, but not this time. I'm going to have to take the law into my own hands. I must eat the ice cream!

 

[Steve Jung]

If that's the course you've decided, then have at it. The bards will tell stories of your bravery.