Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Ashwyn]

If that's the course you've decided, then have at it. The bards will tell stories of your bravery.

There's incentive to survive right there. Those silly bards, always blowing things out of proportion! They'd turn me into a god in a hundred years or so. No, can't have that.

 

[Bront]

There's incentive to survive right there. Those silly bards, always blowing things out of proportion! They'd turn me into a god in a hundred years or so. No, can't have that.

All hail Ashwyn! Diety of Frozen Dairy Products! We're not worthy!

 

[Ashwyn]

All hail Ashwyn! Diety of Frozen Dairy Products! We're not worthy!

Oh dear... :\

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Yep.

"Mountain Dew tastes kind of fruity so it must be good for me."

My wife is always telling me to drink more water. I mean, c'mon! Mt. Dew is mostly water!!!!!

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

What if they want you to eat them all Monic Lewinsky style and stuff? That is just gross but still!

Must.....not.......become.....political.......must...resist.....

Lewinsky got a bad rap. An unwarranted bad rap. And personally, I always thought she was rather attractive.

*Puts down computer and walks away to avoid political rant*

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I remember a question in Maxim magazine. Would you choose a million dollars or sex with Alyssa Milano in a tub of chocolate pudding? I answered sex with Alyssa Milano. I figured I'd only have one chance at it but several chances at a million dollars. Did I make the right choice?

I'd take the cash. Alyssa Milano is pretty and all that, but ain't NOBODY worth giving up a million bux just for sex. Even with pudding.

Gimme my check, please.

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

I'd take the cash. Alyssa Milano is pretty and all that, but ain't NOBODY worth giving up a million bux just for sex. Even with pudding.

Nobody you say?

How about.........Keira Knightley?

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Nobody you say?

How about.........Keira Knightley?

There ain't sex good enough to make me give up a million bux. Period. Not even sex with Keira Knightley, Alyssa Milano, a psycho ex-gf, and Kathryn Zeta Jones at the same time.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Ah thank you, I knew there was something wrong with that post...

Yeah. One word too many...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I'm quick on the post! I didn't get to 9117 posts by waiting for you all day!

Do you have Quick Draw as a feat for that?