Historical Perspective on D&D 3.0, Part III: Here's my third rhetorical question: "What's going to be the druid companion of 4th edition?"
Sherman, set the wayback machine for spring, 2000. I'm DMing a playtest with the iconics you're now familiar with. Ed Stark is tired of playing Jozan the cleric, so he asks me, "Can I have Vadania the druid instead?"
(Ted asked me because one of the weird little side jobs I've had for eight years is "keeper of the playtest iconics." They exist as Excel spreadsheet character sheets, one worksheet per level. And they all have a bug that prints more than 19,000 copies of them unless you actively change the print quantity in the print dialog box every single time. But I digress.)
Sure you can, Ted.
The playtest was no big deal, really--I don't remember what we were actually testing. But we'd done the vast majority of our playtesting with what we called the "prefab four:" Tordek the fighter, Jozan the cleric, Lidda the cleric, and Mialee the wizard. Vadania was still awfully low-mileage.
About halfway through the playtest, Jeff Grubb (playing Tordek) mutters something about Vadania's bear showing him up. A few minutes later, he leans over and starts comparing the bear stats to Tordek's stats. And Tordek was outclassed in about every category. "Looks like Vadania is the bear's companion, not the other way around," he said.
Jokes aside, there was a collective gulp at the table. The animal companions were way, way too good. The 3.0 animal companion rules were based on the animal friendship spell, which set the Hit Dice cap for the companion at double your caster level. At 3rd level, Vadania's companion was a 6-HD brown bear with more than 50 hit points and multiple +11 attacks that 3rd-level Tordek could only dream of. But the Player's Handbook was already off to the printer--beyond our ability to change. What could we do?
Well, we did what we could. We snatched the Dungeon Master's Guide files back at the last possible moment and added a sidebar to page 46. The sidebar, crossing its metaphorical fingers, notes that the "double caster level in HD" rule is accurate..."under optimal conditions." Actually adventuring druids? They're limited to companion HD equal to their caster level.
(You can make a reasonable argument that HD = caster level is still too good. But it should be patently obvious that HD = 2 x caster level is pretty much loco.)
Absent desperation, we'd never write a rule like that, presenting some sort of nonadventuring standard as the default and then telling the adventurers (basically the only people that matter, because they're sitting at your table) that they need to use a different rule in a different book.
So, getting back to the rhetorical question, it's worthwhile for us to be on guard against things that might slip by because we haven't played with them enough. Thus the rhetorical question, "What's going to be the druid companion of 4th edition?" Hopefully we won't be making big changes in the bottom of the 9th inning.
This is what it sounds like when I knock on wood.