neobolts
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Raise your outrage flags on high, friends! If you thought a Magic: The Gathering setting was the end of the world, prepare to be Feebleminded by the presence of a Minions stat block in Dragon+ issue 21. That's right, the babbling yellow blob-humanoids from "Despicable Me", "Despicable Me 2", "Despicable Me 3", and "Minions" are here! You've seen them shared by your aunt in lame Facebook memes about needing more coffee or "stressed" being "desserts" backwards. And now...five of them can be a hard encounter appropriate for four 3rd-level adventurers! You may be ready to dodge their slap & tickle, but are you prepared to roll vs fart!?
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This is just...odd. Of course it is not the end of the world. I'm not sure why this exists, but there's no going back. Is "Despicable Me" one of the unannounced settings for 2019?
The director of the upcoming "Minions 2" is a D&D player and did an interview in Dragon+ 21 as well.
The article: http://dnd.wizards.com/content/dragon.
The stat block: https://media.wizards.com/2018/dnd/d...21_minions.pdf
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This is just...odd. Of course it is not the end of the world. I'm not sure why this exists, but there's no going back. Is "Despicable Me" one of the unannounced settings for 2019?
The director of the upcoming "Minions 2" is a D&D player and did an interview in Dragon+ 21 as well.
The article: http://dnd.wizards.com/content/dragon.
The stat block: https://media.wizards.com/2018/dnd/d...21_minions.pdf
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