Dick Clark is a Lich

[the Jester]

C'mon, you know it's true.

Any other modern so-called "people" that you think are undead?

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

Elvis.

C'mon. The guy died in '77, but he's still wandering the Midwest fathering love-child after love-child on women named Daisy-Mae. Now, unless he's been cloned a couple times, we've got a guy who died, but has staved off bodily decay for 25 years and apparently retains enough presence to fascinate women into sleeping with him.

The guy has got to be some kind of vampire. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm taking a close look at the eye-teeth on these "love-children" and sharpening some stakes...

 

[Malakye]

Hulk Hogan is definitely some sort of undead. I'm not sure what kind, but he's definitely not alive and shouldn't be wrestling. Maybe he's some sort of mummy, w/o the usual wrappings.

The same goes for Rick Flair, but I think he shouldn't have been wrestling before his transition into undeath.




edit: spelling

 

[William Ronald]

Now, now. Dick Clark is not a lich. Of course, I wonder if he has the picture of Dorian Gray in his attic.

 

[Undead Pete]

1) Ronald Reagan is definitely a Zombie.

2) Ted Williams' head is frozen and in the process of becoming a Demilich.

3) Walt Disney is a Winter Wight


The following aren't undead, but they are monstrous....

Pamela Anderson is a Silicon Golem
Michael Jackson is a Flesh Golem
Rosie O'Donnell is a Yeti
Steve Buscemi is a 17th level Kobold Bard
George W. Bush's cranium is home to a hive of Rot Grubs

 

[Zappo]

I think the Pope is a lich. He almost looks like one, at least, and every year I get more and more astonished that he is still alive. He's got to be dead.

 

[Ruined]

Keith Richards (of the Rolling Stones for some of you youths out there) has got to be the walking dead. I'm not sure exactly what kind, maybe a Wight or something. I think the insane amount of drugs he did have pickled and preserved him.

 

[Dendread]

Real life liches

Bob Barker... from the Price is Right... its just damn scary...

 

[Buttercup]

Keith Richards (of the Rolling Stones for some of you youths out there) has got to be the walking dead. I'm not sure exactly what kind, maybe a Wight or something. I think the insane amount of drugs he did have pickled and preserved him.

Eh, you beat me to it! The funny think about Keith Richards is that he's looked like that since he was 35. He's finally gotten as old as he looks. And yeah, I agree that the drugs must have preserved him. He'll probably look just the same 137 years from now, and be just as incoherent.

 

[Dinkeldog]

Since I *know* we're all going to play nice and not pull out people's favorite political figures...

It's long been established that Connie Chung is half-dragon.