Dick Clark is a Lich

[Henry]

OK, I have to pull this one out, because even we who voted for him have said this:

South Carolina State Senator Strom Thurmond. He and Szass Tamm have more facial features in common than you can possibly believe.

And for the Record, Dick Clark is not a lich. He is a replicant that is aged at 1 year for every decade that passes. Dick Clark is currently Dick Clark XVII, and the next one should come to maturity by the year 2009.

 

[jasper]

britney spears - nymph
mimi me - halfling kobold
cher - part of the grateful dead
william shatner aka kirk - lich
dick clark is immortal I just waiting for duncan to take his head

 

[alsih2o]

don knotts must qualify!

 

[GILGAMESH]

No No No ....

Dick Clark is not a Lich. He's the roman centurian that stabbed Jesus on the cross. Immortal and EEEVVVIIILLLL. IMHO

 

[GILGAMESH]

George W. Bush's cranium is home to a hive of Rot Grubs

I second that nomination!

 

[Drawmack]

Aerosmith - then entire band. They are demons whose mission it is to turn heavy metal fans into barry manilow fans.

Jimi Page - lich

Bill Cosby - vampire who prefers the blood of children.

 

[Undead Pete]

Since I *know* we're all going to play nice and not pull out people's favorite political figures...

Only the ones who belong in the Monster Manual. I dislike many more politicians than that, but didn't mention them.

Just because they are politicians doesn't make them exempt.

Originally posted by HenrySouth Carolina State Senator Strom Thurmond. He and Szass Tamm have more facial features in common than you can possibly believe.

Where was my brain??? I can't believe I forgot him. Soooo undead it's scary.

 

[Jeremy Ackerman-Yost]

Aerosmith - then entire band. They are demons whose mission it is to turn heavy metal fans into barry manilow fans.

Ouch. That's a bit harsh. Just 'cause they've mellowed a bit in their old age... I mean, Manilow???

That's a low blow.

On another note, I had originally pegged Britney Spears as a succubus. What with the sucking the soul out of music (has anyone heard her rendition of Satisfaction?) But I've come to realize that the soul had been sucked out of popular music for quite some time before she showed up. So I guess I can see the nymph viewpoint.

 

[Prince Atom]

The same goes for Rick Flair, but I think he shouldn't have been wrestling before his transition into undeath.

OT -- did you know he beat out They Might Be Giants in an influential magazine poll? They came in fourth behind Jesus, Hitler, and Ric Flair.

Oy!

I think the Pope is a lich. He almost looks like one, at least, and every year I get more and more astonished that he is still alive. He's got to be dead.

No, he's an archlich. Thus, he's someone who has been so utterly pious and forgiving that God won't let him die. That's why he forgave the man who shot him -- no harm, no foul!

(Does anyone else find the idea of a good undead as oxymoronic and silly as I do?)

It's long been established that Connie Chung is half-dragon.

Which half? (bum-SHEE!)

don knotts must qualify!

I second that! He and Andy Griffith must have some sort of death pact going on. They're both still active!

Dick Clark is not a Lich. He's the roman centurian that stabbed Jesus on the cross. Immortal and EEEVVVIIILLLL.

You would have preferred Jesus took days to die instead of hours? Longinus (it is widely accepted) did him a favor. IIRC he converted to Christianity not long afterwards. I certainly know that the Vatican has a statue of him inside, because I've seen it.

Bill Cosby - vampire who prefers the blood of children.

And afterwards -- a Pudding Pop!

As for my own contributions:

A Certain Former President is quite probably a zombie. He'd be a ju ju zombie since his wife was into astrology, but the voodoo ladies have some standards.

Gene Ray (http://www.timecube.com). Nuff said.

TWK

I'm sorry, but I just can't muster enough creative juices....

 

[Ravellion]

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