Dire Straits -- Help needed!!!!

[Lichemaster]

Posted by Terraism
"If that was your DM, I have a sinking feeling that, no matter how clever a plan you come up with, you're not making it out alive."



Hey they will make it.
Even if they screw it up!
Hey thanks for the idea "out alive"
Wow a party of P.C Ghouls

 

[Felix]

As they are banging on the door, yell in a falsetto voice
"Who iiiiiiiis it?"

They will say "We're ogres and we're going to eat you!"

Respond: "I'm sorry, I'm being eaten by a ghoul, you'll just have to wait outside."

"Ok."

Then the gnolls get upset because they arn't all that stupid. "Grrrrrr, we're comin in!"

"The ghoul says you're welcome in, but adds that he doesn't like picking hair out of his teeth."

Around about this time, your friends should be back. However, if the DM has decided that stoopid monsters like ogres and gnolls can't be fooled by a Wiz/Rog then you're history. Flip him the bird as you roll up new characters.

 

[Thresher]

Run like a b**ch, your out of spells and it sounds like youre out of luck.
Have the rat hang back and see what/where youre party ends up after the door is kicked in.

If they get splattered then thats pretty bad but youre not in any position to really stop them getting pasted anyway.
If they get carted off to a dark room and used as gimps then even the least pragmatic character can thank god its not them, then bust them out later on.

Oh yeah, nick anything that could be used against you from the party's equipment on the return assult.

RUN FOREST RUN!

 

[Fundin Strongarm]

double post

 

[Fundin Strongarm]

It seems my DM may be out for blood. Any more nifty ideas?

 

[Breakstone]

Cry like a little girl and offer to be your DM's prank monkey for the next 1d4 months if he saves your character?

I say act paralyzed and see what happens. You can always catch them off guard and sneak attack!

 

[GreyShadow]

Convert to worship Iuz, and pray for divine intervention.

 

[Lichemaster]

Felix wrote
"Flip him the bird as you roll up new characters"

Ah come on! they tell me off enough as it is don't incourage them anymore.

GreyShadow wrote
"Convert to worship Iuz, and pray for divine intervention"

Iuz is not in the module, I wrote him out and replaced him with another demigod, thanks for the spoiler though!


Fundin Strongarm wrote
"It seems my DM may be out for blood"

Not really you got your self into this mess.
I was th one that told you to go here and post for help, as you need it!!

 

[the_mighty_agrippa]

USe prestidigitation to season your companions and run like hell.

 

[Nebin]

Dire Sttraits ? Money for nothing and the chicks are free, sounds like your average adventure to me.