KitanaVorr
First Post
bumping this to make sure people see it 

Disappearing TDM's shall be mercilessly flayed and roasted verbally by their players until they return. Voodoo incantations shall be held at each midnight of their disappearance during which a small anime doll dressed in the likeness of said TDM shall be poked at with coffee straws and other useless instruments.
Also during this absense, the hit points of all PC's under the TDM will be regenerated to FULL and every character will recieve 1,000 XP x2 for each day of absense.
Finally, upon her return, the TDM shall submit to a ritualistic tickling involving an assortment of naughty tools.