DND Kids is back!

Urikson

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Hi all!

This is UriK, author of the D&D Kids tutorial series that was published on Wizards of the Coast this year and which now moved to geekcentricity.

A lot of people told me that they liked the funny table talk quotes that came along with the articles. To oblige them, I uploaded the best table talk I collected this year as well as some choice anecdotes from colleagues and friends to a new site - DNDkids. Gamers with quotes of their own are more than welcome to submit their funny (or scary) stories. "Funny D&D stories should not linger and rot inside one brain but entertain the whole community," is our motto (which I just made up).

Soon DNDkids will also have gaming materials and art produced by kids as well as new gaming tips and work stories. Anyone interested in gaming with children, either because they want to share and improve their gaming experience or because they found the previous articles amusing, will hopefully enjoy DNDkids as well.

Live long and gain levels,
Uri K.


P.S
A few nice memories from the table...

Kid 1: Can I make up my own God and worship him?
Kid 2: You won't be the first one to do so...


Kid: What's the difference between eladrin and elf?
DM: Eladrin is to Elf what British is to American.


Kid 1 (playing a warforged): Why doesn't anybody love me!
Kid 2: Because you're running on Microsoft Vista. If you ran on Linux, everybody would have loved you.



Feel free to add your own :)
 

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OK, I am still annoyed with you over the 'controversy'*, but those are funny quotes...

*The stuff from your personal web postings, not your WoTC articles, which were fine IMO.
 
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Thank you S'mon. My "personal web postings" are gonna hunt me for a while I suppose though I said this before and I'll say this again; they're a simple exercise of epater la bourgeoisie.

They do not reflect my personal beliefs in any way. If they did, my gf would kill me ;)
 

There's a blog now too. This week I'd written about an adventure building seminar which went pretty wild, including a quest to save Rapunzel's hair with a dark twist and the happy adventures of a group of drug elementals...
 

DM: Six people dead. Thousands of gold pieces worth of damage. Riots all over the state... how do you plan to finish your mission now?
Kid: We have a mission?!


That is beautiful. :angel:
 


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