The last session we had was our back-up campaign (we play that when a certain player can't make our normal session), which is Incarnum-based 3.5 D&D. The group was investigating a warehouse, and in the process was attacked by some of the contents, namely a rug, a crate full of jars of jam, a bookcase, and a bunch of books. The rug ended up being worn like a poncho by our chaos incarnate. It kept trying to strangle her while she pummeled it to death. The totemist eventually broke the crate, and the jam, all over himself. The soulborn destroyed the bookcase, but not before she was attacked by a whole swarm of books.
All of this merriment was caused by two amoral ravids who had arrived through a small portal from the Positive Energy Plane that had been placed in a mummified corpse (usually as a religious gesture to free the soul, but this portal was actually active). I have never seen a group of PCs so cheerful to make the acquaintance of one-handed floating dragon-snake-extraplanar-thingies in my life. They dubbed them Wrack and Ruin, made them friends, and they ended up becoming instrumental in extracting said corpse from the clutches of possible corpse defilers (by floating the sarcophagus out of the warehouse under a shroud while the group pretended to be a bunch of monks taking it for burial... and none of them knew squat about religion, so they hilariously got every reference wrong even as they bluffed their way across town to a safehouse).
I don't think we'd laughed that hard in a while.
All of this merriment was caused by two amoral ravids who had arrived through a small portal from the Positive Energy Plane that had been placed in a mummified corpse (usually as a religious gesture to free the soul, but this portal was actually active). I have never seen a group of PCs so cheerful to make the acquaintance of one-handed floating dragon-snake-extraplanar-thingies in my life. They dubbed them Wrack and Ruin, made them friends, and they ended up becoming instrumental in extracting said corpse from the clutches of possible corpse defilers (by floating the sarcophagus out of the warehouse under a shroud while the group pretended to be a bunch of monks taking it for burial... and none of them knew squat about religion, so they hilariously got every reference wrong even as they bluffed their way across town to a safehouse).
I don't think we'd laughed that hard in a while.
