Do - Don't

[herald]

Do enjoy the "Dead Ale Wives."

Don't play you game like the Dead Ale Wives.

http://www.deadalewives.com/sound/[The_Dead_Alewives]-[Dungeons_and_Dragons].mp3

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

DO rape, then pillage, then burn.

DON'T burn, then pillage, then rape.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

Heh. At first, I read "Do carry a second badger!"

It has to be said.


Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

 

[KenM]

DON'T- attempt to turn on the undead

You have not seen book of vile darkness, yet have you? You can get some powers by "being with" undead.


DO- trust your DM

DON'T- trust your DM

 

[Sir Hawkeye]

DO Compliment the princess.
DON'T Compliment her breasts

DO Invest in heavy armor
DON'T Invest in heavy armoires

DO Trust your blood brother
DONT Trust anything else that starts with "blood"

DO Construct a golem
DONT Stand in front of one

DO Use Alchemist's Fire
DONT Confuse it with your healing potions

DO Put traps in your stronghold
DONT Put traps in your wardrobe

DO Hire a guide in dangerous terrain.
DONT Hire a guide named "Shifty the Treacherous Half-Orc"
DONT Bring your peasant guide into combat encounters

DONT ever trust anything that ends in "ecromancer," "ampire," "ich," or "it Fiend"

Edit: DO Check spelling before posting

 

[Emongnome]

DO compliment Elminster on his choice of patron deities.
DON'T ask him how good she is in bed.

 

[jgbrowning]

do read long threads.

don't post in them.



joe b.

 

[Noldor Elf]

DO have a wizard in a group

DON'T have a wizard in front of the group

 

[Moe Ronalds]

DO be scared s***less

DON'T tell your DM that you're scared s***less if he's the type that would require a fortitude save to see if you... erm... foul your pants...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

DO bump thread

DON'T bump cactus