Do - Don't

DO - roll 20's
DON'T - roll 1's

DO - play Lawful Good
DON'T - play Lawful Stupid

DO - be a player and hit the DM's monsters
DON'T - be a playah and hit on the DM's wife
 

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DO - commission a suit of spiked plate mail.
DON'T - forget to say 'on the outside'.

DO - wear your spiked armour into battle.
DON'T - wear your spiked armour into the crowded tavern.

DO - leap into combat with a blood-curdling cry.
DON'T - leap into combat over the head of another PC, causing both PCs to collapse to the ground in an unsightly tangle when you realise you can't jump that high, blocking the approach to the enemy for everyone else in the party and allowing him to get away with his nefarious deeds.

Guess which one I DMed?
 

Do play dice with Death
Don't lose.

Do take a familiar
Don't take a vorpal bunny as a familiar

Do hire extra talent when necessary
Don't hire a person you can't get rid of ie. kill.

Do read and write funny do's and dont's
Don't do it at 4 in the morning on a school day.

-Angel Tears
 


half an hour! Spenser beat me to that by half an hour... <sigh>


ok...

Do .. ron ron ron, da do ron ron

Don't listen to the Shaun Cassidy remake....


Do eat pizza and drink coke while gaming

Don't experiment with authentic medieval cuisine and beverages...
 






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