Do people not realize that pop-up ads are annoying?! Why do they keep using them?!

Okay, now along the lines of all those great thingies SHARK posts, let's consider how advertisement works in your game. If you run a fairly high-magic game, you're going to have magic for sale. Do mages hawk their wares? Do they advertise on the illusionary equivalent of billboards over the local jousting field? Aside from word of mouth, how do businesses work in a fantasy world?

Imagine those archmages who have the annoying ability to know whenever someone mentions their name, and also hear the next 7 words after that. So I say, "I heard the Simbul makes magic items. I want to buy some." And so the Simbul hears "~Simbul makes magic items. I want to buy~" Does she teleport without error to me with her bag of holding filled with potions, scrolls, and longswords +5?

Or if you go into a library to research an oncoming apocalypse, would you have to deal with all the spellbooks shouting out, "Visit Necran the Necromancer's den of depravity! Love is rotten, ain't it?" or "Looking for lost friends. The love of your life? Miss Cleo the Diviner can help." Sure, it'd be annoying, but from my experience, if profit-makers have the ability to advertise, they don't care who they piss off, as long as they get publicity. As they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Have you ever had advertisements in your games, or do you rely on Gather Information checks to get the job done. If the latter, you should really consider giving your game world's businessfolk a crash course in modern magical marketing.
 

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Wizards should probably use marketing for target audiences. There's little point in advertising to the common people, whose income is 1 sp a day. They could buy one potion every two years.

But at the local Adventurers Guild, why not.

"Look, I got a barely used +5 Vorpal Sword for 50k on Wiz-Bay!"
 

This is probably what higher level Divinations are for.


"...Hmmm. The tea leaves say 5 adventurers will be stopping by on Friday. They'll need Potions of Water Breathing. If I start now, I can finish the last one on Wednesday, create artificial demand in the market, and then charge them whatever I please! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
 

Hm...neat. :)

Illusionist/Diviner worker of advertising and magic-item-selling.

I like the idea. Any words of advice for how to use spells to advertise?
 

I would hate to think of what the fate for tele-marketers and spammers would be in a world where necromancy actually works. Of course, perhaps that's why necromancy was developed in the first place...
 

I almost didn't read the thread due to the topic header.

I can see an ad for Cragg's Gravediggers floating behind a poor SOB being hung (a la fox sports world series ads)
 

I use OmniWeb as my browser of choice... Pop-ups? What pop-ups? :D

I think that just as you have Illusi-marketers in a game world, you're likely to have mages offering to reduce annoying commercials.

I mean, imagine how obnoxious it'd be if, just as you're putting the final touch on that vorpal blade, an illusory basilisk roams through your laboratory with an "Eat at Ye Olde Joes" neatly tattooed on his side!

I think that (just like with internet browsers and various plug-ins) you would see some mages making a living by providing people with a "no advert" service. Limited dispels, or anti-magic shell kinda things.

And, unless the advertising is regulated in some way, what about dueling commercials? And what about illusi-mercials? Whole hour-long illusions dedicated to telling you all about the newest version of Terrence's Tremendous Trebuchet that completely block your ability to even see what's happening in the jousting arena!

Regulation would become a pretty big thing... And then whatever regulatory commission is in control could be "convinced" to allow one merchant's advertisements through, while blocking another. Talk about commercial wars! You could base a whole adventure (if not an entire campaign) on this one topic!
 

RangerWickett said:
Imagine those archmages who have the annoying ability to know whenever someone mentions their name, and also hear the next 7 words after that. So I say, "I heard the Simbul makes magic items. I want to buy some." And so the Simbul hears "~Simbul makes magic items. I want to buy~" Does she teleport without error to me with her bag of holding filled with potions, scrolls, and longswords +5?

Wonder what she'd do if she heard this...

"...Simbul last night. Oh yeah, it was awesome!"

hehe
 

Re: Re: Do people not realize that pop-up ads are annoying?! Why do they keep using them?!

Agamon said:
Wonder what she'd do if she heard this...

"...Simbul last night. Oh yeah, it was awesome!"

She'd definately show up with her Bag of Holding and all it's magical goodies. The problem is, you wouldn't be a potential customer, you'd be more of a demonstration dummy :p

Oh, and Ranger, as if you didn't know it already, you really are a Rat Bastard for opening this can 'o wurms. :D

Hatchling Dragon
 

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