Especially odd given the things on the first page that didn't age well. Like Han Solo's "made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs" being retconned in 2018's Solo to make sense.
I honestly can't find anything in this thread that hasn't aged well, just things that have aged.
And FWIW, the explanation of how the Kessel run and parsecs worked with the Maw has been around since at least a decade before this thread was born.