Do these feats accurately cover sex in D&D?

[Christian]

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24801

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

Here I go and post a young man's brilliant journey of self-discovery

I never laughed so much after seeing that term in Anime.

No offense intended, Kai Lord, I was planning on leaving this thread alone, but if someone is undergoing SELF discovery...

Umm, try again, and put a warning in your first post.

Oh yeah, and my silly remarks: Alter Self, Alter Feature (the second spell was from Dragon Mag, it increases a feature by 4x in size)

 

[Xarlen]

Oh, we're getting into Spells, now?

How 'bout Endurance? Battering Ram? Thunderlance?

Lemme toss another feat on there. Deep Impact.

 

[Ravellion]

Certain variations invariably require grease and tongues ...

Rav

 

[HellHound]

What was that Double-Fisted thing from Librum Equitus again?

Damn you kreynolds! Double damn you! Perverting my Two-Fisted Sorcerers of T'Arg into a cheap joke!

And Damn you again for making cola spew out my nose and over my keyboard! Not only will my keys be all sticky, but you've most certainly scarred my sinuses for life!

 

[novyet]

Of course if you can't get any, there's always monkey grip

 

[kreynolds]

Now all you need is Improved Grab.

 

[Darkness]

Damn you kreynolds! Double damn you! Perverting my Two-Fisted Sorcerers of T'Arg into a cheap joke!

And Damn you again for making cola spew out my nose and over my keyboard! Not only will my keys be all sticky, ...

Speaking of cheap jokes:

You mean to say that the keys weren't sticky already...?

 

[kreynolds]

You mean to say that the keys weren't sticky already...?

Hey that reminds me of another feat. Multitask.

 

[HellHound]

Now I suddenly can't look at "Mounted Combat" the same way again...

(Images of the fighter, half-out of his plate-mail, trying to fend off orcs while otherwise engaged).

Oooh... Great Cleavage!




EDIT: HellHound casts "Summon Eric's Grandma"