Do these feats accurately cover sex in D&D?

[kreynolds]

Anybody wanna see my Gutsnake?

 

[Xarlen]

Perfect for an Earth Womb.

Or, a nice, deep Shadow Well.

But be careful, or you might get Creeping Doom on your Evard's Tentacle.

 

[kreynolds]

There's nothing I hate more than a Stinking Cloud when I'm trying to Augment my Object.

 

[Xarlen]

Where's Hong when you need him?

 

[Metalsmith]

Even More Must Have Feats.

Acrobatic

Alluring (for your Partner)

Expert Titician

Athletic

Up the Walls

Fleet of Foot (when the Husband/Boyfriend/Father Comes Home)

MULTI-CULTURAL

Obsucre Lore

Arcane Preparation

Divine Vigor

Remain Conscious


The Pincers Hold, the Tail Strikes

Metalsmith


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[Beowulf]

However, always remeber to keep a Remove Disease handy, or a paladin.

 

[Cloudgatherer]

Ugh, this thread started out as false advertising and turned into "Ways to use Innuendo Around Eric's Grandma".

Heh.

 

[TiQuinn]

For the real sickos out there: Handle Animal. eww.......

 

[Xarlen]

Or, if your mistress is being upidy, Quivering Palm.

For the real sickos out there: Handle Animal.

That would explain why it's a Druid/Barbarian skill.

 

[TiQuinn]

For those without Endurance or Great Fortitude, try Concentration about grandma on the toilet. But be careful, or else suffer Horrid Wilting.....okay, I'm realllly reaching now!