Ah... the reasoned, careful response I've come to expect of you Hong.
So, it's okay for
you to discuss what a class is generally like, minus a whole bunch of specifics such as the magic the class uses, the weapons the class uses and nearly every other one of its features besides how it does melee combat. But when I suggest a general resemblance between two things, it's "babbling."
Make up your mind. Either people can compare things generally
or they have to make comparisons using every single specific detail. The position you are taking in this debate is that people who agree with you are entitled to make general comparisons but people who disagree with you are not.
and the monk is simply an unarmed combatant with a bunch of super powers.
Yeah -- and that's a surprisingly rare thing in European myth and literature.
It may have a bunch of flavour text dealing with ki and oddball names for its powers, but hey, if "a thousand faces" doesn't bother you when it comes to the druid,
What gives you the sense this doesn't bother me? All I have indicated is that the other classes in the PHB can be fitted into a mythic Europe framework and the monk cannot. This is not because the other classes are 100% perfect; it is because they are good enough.
Besides, if everything besides a class's melee attack abilities are just "flavour text," doesn't this make discussing any class with you pretty problematic?
I'm sure it won't bother you when it comes to the monk. The class is no more (or less) out of place in the D&D context than a druid, drow, beholder, or any other of a ton of other D&Disms.
The fact that many things in D&D are, to one degree or another, out of place in a mythic Europe setting does not mean that these things are
equally out of place. Druids and dark elves, while more out of place than paladins are still nowhere near as out of place as monks.
Now why don't you start talking about D&D, and stop talking about some strange pseudo-medieval-European game that you've cooked up in your mind?
Well, it's a pleasure to correspond with so many people on ENWorld who share my delusion. How do you account for so many people having the same misinterpretation of D&D as I have?
The only thing authentically medieval European about D&D is that they all speak English.
Is this the point in the thread where you try to make it look like your other recent factual errors are also tongue-in-cheek statements like this?
Well, again, it really depends on what you mean exactly by a "monk".
Well, the dictionary seems like a good place to start. Tell us, hong, does the dictionary define a monk as "an unarmed combatant with a bunch of super powers"? If that definition were to show up in any dictionary or encyclopedia, wouldn't it be much more likely to appear next to a term like "Superman" or "Batman"?
If those mystical powers are a key component in what you consider to be the monk's schtick, then it won't meet your requirement. However, I'm not sure there really are that many people who place a great deal of emphasis on said mystical powers. Mostly the emphasis seems to be on bashing up monsters with your fists (or open hands), not wearing armour, zipping around the place, etc.
So, why do you suppose that D&D chose to use the word "monk" to signify someone who does this? Might it be that the centre of the class is not its melee attack progression but the fact that it represents an Oriental "monk"?
By the way, I was quite impressed with your unarmed fighter class substitute for the monk. It looks well-balanced and well-designed.