rackabello
First Post
Fun thread! Here are some of my earliest gaming memories (copied from an earlier thread, so bear with me if you've read this before).
this is my story, pathetic but true,
or, "those are some expensive coloring books, son"
So, a bookish and somewhat introverted grade schooler falls in love with 1e D&D. Let's call him Rackabello. Sadly, he doesn't have anyone his own age to game with. He plays with his dad every now and then, but Pops is just too smart for the fledgeling DM...
RACK [poring over map through spectacles apparently two sizes too large for his face]: You open the door. You see an orc.
DAD [absentmindedly playing a character who is his son's first attempt at a variant class, a spellcaster with telekinesis at first level]: Well, I guess I'll just fire all the arrows in the elf's quiver at him.
RACK: Dad!!
Rackabello goes to the gaming club at the rec center a few times, but the older kids are mean to him.
GRIZZLED 13 YEAR OLD GAMER [poring over character sheet through spectacles apparently two sizes too large for his face]: You can join our party, but first you have draw from my Deck of Many Things....
[RACK rolls]
GRIZZLED: You draw...Flames. Now there's a Devil in Hell who hates your character.
RACK [scared]: Oh no!!
Even his priest is no help to him. When Rackabello and his dad go to the rectory to play D&D with the cool, sneaker-wearing priest, the boy takes his halfling archer, a character Rackabello has equipped only with leather armor because he reasons platemail will slow him down.
PRIEST [poring over character sheet through a sneer apparently two sizes too large for his face]: Leather, a bow and a dagger? This is the kind of slack-jawed idiot walking around just hoping to get killed.
RACK [slack-jawed] Father?
What could melancholy Rackabello do? He'd already played Keep on the Borderlands as a solo adventure. Twice. How could he explore in the weird and wonderful new world he'd discovered? Well, for one thing, he could color in his Monster Manual. With magic marker.
It wasn't much, but it was a start.
this is my story, pathetic but true,
or, "those are some expensive coloring books, son"
So, a bookish and somewhat introverted grade schooler falls in love with 1e D&D. Let's call him Rackabello. Sadly, he doesn't have anyone his own age to game with. He plays with his dad every now and then, but Pops is just too smart for the fledgeling DM...
RACK [poring over map through spectacles apparently two sizes too large for his face]: You open the door. You see an orc.
DAD [absentmindedly playing a character who is his son's first attempt at a variant class, a spellcaster with telekinesis at first level]: Well, I guess I'll just fire all the arrows in the elf's quiver at him.
RACK: Dad!!
Rackabello goes to the gaming club at the rec center a few times, but the older kids are mean to him.
GRIZZLED 13 YEAR OLD GAMER [poring over character sheet through spectacles apparently two sizes too large for his face]: You can join our party, but first you have draw from my Deck of Many Things....
[RACK rolls]
GRIZZLED: You draw...Flames. Now there's a Devil in Hell who hates your character.
RACK [scared]: Oh no!!
Even his priest is no help to him. When Rackabello and his dad go to the rectory to play D&D with the cool, sneaker-wearing priest, the boy takes his halfling archer, a character Rackabello has equipped only with leather armor because he reasons platemail will slow him down.
PRIEST [poring over character sheet through a sneer apparently two sizes too large for his face]: Leather, a bow and a dagger? This is the kind of slack-jawed idiot walking around just hoping to get killed.
RACK [slack-jawed] Father?
What could melancholy Rackabello do? He'd already played Keep on the Borderlands as a solo adventure. Twice. How could he explore in the weird and wonderful new world he'd discovered? Well, for one thing, he could color in his Monster Manual. With magic marker.
It wasn't much, but it was a start.