Does an elf poop in the woods?

[shilsen]

A new use for the portable hole!

Bag of Devouring. Just make sure not to dangle anything in there during use, IYKWIMAITYD

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Bag of Devouring. Just make sure not to dangle anything in there during use, IYKWIMAITYD

Shilsen FTW!

 

[Blackrat]

Bag of Devouring. Just make sure not to dangle anything in there during use, IYKWIMAITYD

Man. That was a very disturbing image you created.

 

[Mercule]

Note the constipated expression on every elven face.

Here I thought they were just aloof.

 

[kenobi65]

Ah classical quantum mechanics provides the answer here. The poop exisits in a quantum superposition of stinking and not stinking

Schroedinger's Poop.

 

[Celebrim]

Where does the Orc tribe go to the loo in a dungeon?

In the dungeon, usually in those 'empty rooms' on the map. Adventures invariably come back from slaughtering orcs with a host of nasty diseases and skin parasites (lice, fleas, etc.).

Or the Dragon? Think of a great wyrm.... must be Huge.

Why do you think the lairs of dragons are always described as 'reeking' in the stories?

Now think about the ecology. What sort of nasty things might live on dragon poop? Swarms of dung beetles? Oozes and slimes? A dragon's lair (or any other large monster) is a whole dungeon in itself.

 

[hafrogman]

almost entirely fluff; there was barely any crunch at all.

You sir, need more fiber in your diet.

 

[kenobi65]

In the dungeon, usually in those 'empty rooms' on the map. Adventures invariably come back from slaughtering orcs with a host of nasty diseases and skin parasites (lice, fleas, etc.).

I remember an old dungeon in which the denizens had lured a gelatinous cube into falling down a shaft, and then used that shaft for their, um, duties. The cube got fed, and everyone was happy.

 

[Felix]

Everyone looks shocked to see that someone left the toilet seat up.

 

[occam]

Now think about the ecology. What sort of nasty things might live on dragon poop? Swarms of dung beetles? Oozes and slimes? A dragon's lair (or any other large monster) is a whole dungeon in itself.

And everyone says early dungeon adventures didn't pay attention to ecology. Wasn't there at least one otyugh in practically every dungeon?